Intimacy: Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML - FML

By SallyGeen - 27/07/2011 07:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By happy birthday to me - 05/12/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Halloween Fail - 01/11/2014 03:59 - United States - Braidwood

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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Top comments

TruthBeTold36 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:46

In your defense, I hear that Hitler can be very persuasive.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:33

Was it the Hitler with boobs that was an offense to the ninja community?

Comments

MangoRico1 1

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:38

he still is messing with UK huh?

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

LuukBaas 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 14:48

like in Family Guy xD

TheMotorCity 6

Friday 29 July 2011 20:27

**** you

nikitaaomg 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:38

win^

TheSchizoPsycho 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:07

Lose^ fail^

Kingcc 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:30

first haha jk thts for gays

krushr 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:30

You made out with Prince Harry? That's not an FML.

sydneybeau 7

Wednesday 27 July 2011 17:08

I got off with Bin Laden once.. I'm not complaining.

Kingcc 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:30

first haha jk thts for gays

DarkHelmet 10

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:32

Hope you aren't Jewish OP or it's gonna be a short night for you

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 27 July 2011 17:59

He was actually very popular with the ladies... o.O For example, Eva Braun, Unity Mitford... I'm wondering about the guy who thought it was a good idea to go to a fancy dress party as Hitler, particulary after how well Prince Harry's SA costume was received.

wrigglezeus 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:15

Sometimes depends on where you are. some guy at a superhero / villain costume party won best supervillain costume dressed as Hitler.

imosim 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:31

that's fancy.

enonymous 8

Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:01

Eva Braun reincarnated! ... wait wouldn't hitler need a dick or some actual balls to get off?

wintamint101 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:22

this makes no sense...

GrammerNazi1000 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:45

I think it's awesome! :D

PaRTy4LyFe 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 21:54

it doesnt make sense cause you're like what five?

Imgonnahaveabf 9

Friday 29 July 2011 7:03

FYL for looking like hitler.

aceingit 0

Friday 29 July 2011 11:53

was he any good?

zachherbert 10

Friday 12 August 2011 7:56

?

Skywalka911 0

Monday 21 November 2011 23:16

I did NAZI that one coming...

transilvanianson 3

Sunday 12 February 2012 14:46

I hear hitler had one ********..is it true?

mrexclusive 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:31

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 0:06

"Fancy dress party" is a masquerade or costume party. "Got off" means oh, hell, if you don't know and can't be arsed to look it up then piss off.

GrammerNazi1000 8

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:47

641 thumbs up? Bots anyone?

YoTengoTomatoes 7

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:44

but why no ratings??!?

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 29 July 2011 7:32

743 people are complete imbeciles.

manUNITED1878 1

Friday 29 July 2011 7:42

as a nutritionist u cant call us imbeciles

a_nutritionist 10

Friday 29 July 2011 10:15

says the dumbfuck who cant decipher a simple 11 word sentence.

katizz 1

Friday 29 July 2011 21:53

moo!!!

kittykat1497 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:11

I believe number 5 was merely trying to express a, "What the f*** moment?"

cupcakemann95 7

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:18

74. They didn't know what he was talking about so they just commented

Monkeymaddie1 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:26

What's it's like being in the army?

ErinLacy 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:58

I've seen you reply on like 10 things?;P ^^^^

TattedUP89 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:32

lol let keep this at zero

Raori 23

Wednesday 27 July 2011 16:38

Surely in this day and age, especially in the UK, this sort of dress is unacceptable? YDI space cadet

Friaza 29

Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:59

I recon it depends on who's wearing the outfit :D

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