By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton
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you mean ex-boyfriend
Today I snuck into my ex-boyfriend's house at 9 AM to surprise him... No no. That's a terrible start. Bad idea.
#8: That's why restraining orders were invented.
#10 You can't restrain love, baby.
Usually I don't agree with people who jump straight to "leave him/her" in relationship FML's but in this case I must agree... Please, OP, please tell me you aren't still with that douchewaffle?
#15: That's what I tell the police but they still won't unlock my handcuffs. :(
Maybe if you stopped trying to hump them as they restrained you, you wouldn't still be in them, Welshite.
I can't win, it seems. When I was arrested for humping them, I tried to show that I was willing to change for the better. Sadly, it appears that they have little appreciation for modern dance as even my twerking was deemed indecent. I had a foam finger and everything. :'(
Or she can say "boyfriend"
16, I've never heard douchewaffle before, but it is an appropriate name.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
ok ok #91, #8, and #100 I get your points now. maybe I should've said. "your New ex-bf "ill think of more original comments to bring to fml next time
#23 haha id probably give it a shot if everyone was in agreement.
Pretend u are shocked, but don't pretend to be his gf at first. Then scream at him while throwing all his crap at him. Don't get too mad at the girl. She probably doesn't know about you and is just as shocked
But...it'll be fun.
What is a Carrie underwood?
73- look up the video before he cheats by her and you'll understand.
Ouch. On an anniversary? That's cold.
that reminds me of the little boy in grown ups two
Shows how much care he has in it. What a cold-hearted dick.
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.
#5, you're right. Two is company. Three is a crowd. What's four? A fist fight, maybe?
Sorry that happened to you OP. But it's better you found out now than later. Wouldn't want to spend another year or so with a cheater.
did he get you guys on the same day?
I think she was referring to ANOTHER kind of celebration...
true I didn't think of it like that
Men like him brings shame upon others...
That's absolutely horrible! Dump him OP. I'm so sorry he did that to you. He is a lowlife piece of shit and you deserve better. Hang in there!
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you mean ex-boyfriend
It could be worse. Imagine how horrible the 3rd girlfriend would feel when she arrives.