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i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for fucking your kid up in the first place. >.>

I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)

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lightning definitely does strike twice and greenhacker what is wrong with u it sounds like his daughter is young and dosent know better and when u gotta puke ur gonna puke

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How did she manage to throw up twice on your head..? Shouldn't you have moved after the first time? YDI mom.

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why wuld yuh want some throw-up on dhe top of yuhr head? wuht if i was yuh child and threw uhp on yuh wdf wuld yuh say?

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61, that isn't hard to do. She probably did move, possibly even to clean the throw up out of her hair, then while still cleaning the daughter was probably watching her and had a second burst.

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"oh your car broke down? Well it's your fault for owning a car!" "Your house caught fire? Guess you shouldn't have bought a car!" "You have appendicitis? Should have gotten your appendix removed before!" ^exactly your logic applied to situations you can hopefully comprehend.

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Thanks, Laura, I thought I was going to be pilloried for assuming facts not in evidence, but you've got that spirit of fun I was addressing. :)

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Why do you find this amusing? That is not amusing, everything on the interwebs are real, and not to be made a joke of, take it all seriously, or there will be doom, trolls and you will be killed with fire apparently. Serious Latch is serious.

i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for fucking your kid up in the first place. >.>

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as fucked as it is, i laughed harder at your comment than at anything else ive seen on this site today.

...She doesn't know where the toilet is? Maybe you should teach her to run to the bathroom or the nearest trashcan as soon as she feels like she's going to throw up. It's not a very hard concept, I should think...

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Not since last year... but I did hover around the bathroom until I felt better, because I know better than to just sit and puke on whatever happens to be in front of me. I mean really, why would you stay put long enough to puke three times in the same spot? Unless, of course, you're too young to get to the bathroom - eg, you haven't learned to walk... but then how would you be above your mother, at an angle and in a position to throw up on her?

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