YDI for cleaning up after her. Make her do it herself, or she'll never learn to hold it in.

lightning definitely does strike twice and greenhacker what is wrong with u it sounds like his daughter is young and dosent know better and when u gotta puke ur gonna puke

at least wait until she's done xD

I think that when you have vomit in your hair, you might think otherwise.

yeah and my mom would've made me clean it up myself

How did she manage to throw up twice on your head..? Shouldn't you have moved after the first time? YDI mom.

why wuld yuh want some throw-up on dhe top of yuhr head? wuht if i was yuh child and threw uhp on yuh wdf wuld yuh say?

61, that isn't hard to do. She probably did move, possibly even to clean the throw up out of her hair, then while still cleaning the daughter was probably watching her and had a second burst.

Seriously. Not every parent get puke in their hair multiple times. This sucks.

"oh your car broke down? Well it's your fault for owning a car!" "Your house caught fire? Guess you shouldn't have bought a car!" "You have appendicitis? Should have gotten your appendix removed before!" ^exactly your logic applied to situations you can hopefully comprehend.

I lol'd, pretty hard.

Thanks, Laura, I thought I was going to be pilloried for assuming facts not in evidence, but you've got that spirit of fun I was addressing. :)

Really?! That happens here on FML? People on here who have had sense of humour bypasses? Well I never!

"Sense of humor bypasses". XD

Why do you find this amusing? That is not amusing, everything on the interwebs are real, and not to be made a joke of, take it all seriously, or there will be doom, trolls and you will be killed with fire apparently. Serious Latch is serious.

I can kill serious latch? Ok! *Starts chainsaw*

Nuuuu )': Don't kill me!!

LMAO i love you plexico :)

so true!

so GAY.

as fucked as it is, i laughed harder at your comment than at anything else ive seen on this site today.

I'm guessing you haven't vomited recently.

Not since last year... but I did hover around the bathroom until I felt better, because I know better than to just sit and puke on whatever happens to be in front of me. I mean really, why would you stay put long enough to puke three times in the same spot? Unless, of course, you're too young to get to the bathroom - eg, you haven't learned to walk... but then how would you be above your mother, at an angle and in a position to throw up on her?

In all seriousness, some kids don't actually know when they're going to puke.