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well.. she tried to keep you from cleaning up more? :D
YDI for cleaning up after her. Make her do it herself, or she'll never learn to hold it in.
lightning definitely does strike twice and greenhacker what is wrong with u it sounds like his daughter is young and dosent know better and when u gotta puke ur gonna puke
at least wait until she's done xD
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Show it anywayyeah and my mom would've made me clean it up myself
Seriously. Not every parent get puke in their hair multiple times. This sucks.
"oh your car broke down? Well it's your fault for owning a car!" "Your house caught fire? Guess you shouldn't have bought a car!" "You have appendicitis? Should have gotten your appendix removed before!" ^exactly your logic applied to situations you can hopefully comprehend.
I'm sorry, but you're a parent. It's your job. And it's not your daughter's fault.
YDI for letting your 28-year-old crack ***** daughter live at home.
Thanks, Laura, I thought I was going to be pilloried for assuming facts not in evidence, but you've got that spirit of fun I was addressing. :)
"Sense of humor bypasses". XD
I can kill serious latch? Ok! *Starts chainsaw*
i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>
as ****** as it is, i laughed harder at your comment than at anything else ive seen on this site today.
...She doesn't know where the toilet is? Maybe you should teach her to run to the bathroom or the nearest trashcan as soon as she feels like she's going to throw up. It's not a very hard concept, I should think...
I'm guessing you haven't vomited recently.
Not since last year... but I did hover around the bathroom until I felt better, because I know better than to just sit and puke on whatever happens to be in front of me. I mean really, why would you stay put long enough to puke three times in the same spot? Unless, of course, you're too young to get to the bathroom - eg, you haven't learned to walk... but then how would you be above your mother, at an angle and in a position to throw up on her?
Hmmmm.... You zigged when you should've zagged..... oli-oli-olio!
You should have given her something to throw up in before you tried to clean it up..
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i hate how everyone expects every fml to be drastically life changing. sometiems its fun to just read these little, less serious fml's. i swear you guys wont be happy till someone puts "Today, my son blew his face off with a shotgun" and even then youll say YDI for ******* your kid up in the first place. >.>
I can't deal with puke. If it were me it would have gone like this: Daughter: *Puke* Me: *Pukes, now has two puddles to clean* Daughter: *Pukes on head* (Up to three puddles!) Me: *Pukes on daughter* (Four puddles...) Daughter: *Pukes on head again* (Five puddles...) Me: *Pukes again, goes to clean up puke, and then pukes more*(Probably suicide next...)