Poopoo peepee and Kids: Toilet training

Toilet training

By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe

Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 11:37 - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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Creepypasta

By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:47

Tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do taxes.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:47

"Yay, mommy went potty!"

Comments

polkadot10125 3

Monday 23 April 2012 3:50

that.is.so.cute.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Monday 23 April 2012 3:55

I got food poisoning from school lunch when I was about 11. My mom freaked because she thought I was throwing up blood. Nope. It was just.. You know, I'm really not too sure what it was that I ate at that horrible school. But jeez.. I was soooo sick >.< Sorry, OP. Get better soon

AliceLockehart 18

Monday 23 April 2012 3:58

That's super cute :)

salma92_fml 0

Monday 23 April 2012 5:42

That's soooo freaking adorable tho!!! Lol

hateevryone 14

Monday 23 April 2012 6:30

That's cute though. She just trying to help.

pinkpixie06 11

Monday 23 April 2012 6:58

Oh My Gosh!! So cute!

TrentF13 12

Monday 23 April 2012 7:22

That's kinda cute. :) I hope that when I become a daddy, my daughter is that cute too. But, as stated before, and from previous experience with at least 10 different kinds of it, food poisoning sucks gonads. I hope you feel better soon.