FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hikara - / Monday 13 April 2009 13:44 / Australia

Intimacy

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By TidusBlade | 0

#108118 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

By heathcoate | 0

#108150 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:38

Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.

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By TidusBlade | 0

#108118 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:33

Ouch that must have sucked, be sure to pull the same prank on her whenever you get the chance ;P

icall_BS | 0

#903469 - Monday 1 March 2010 7:17

OOOOOOOOHHHH
Thats a turn on :)

LoadFasterPage | 0

#1342309 - Friday 3 September 2010 8:25

LOLERIEZ

Herropreez17 | 0

#2683415 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:57

Well I don't think it "Sucked" persay...

cantthinkofshit | 5

#4707371 - Thursday 19 July 2012 11:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CaiDog | 20

#5609889 - Friday 2 August 2013 17:26

#302 Totally unnecessary. no one wanted to read that.

MarkToast | 19

#5924923 - Thursday 24 April 2014 19:32

You are my favorite person now

EmiEvelyn | 12

#6575406 - Thursday 7 April 2016 0:28

Most likely untrue anyway

By ejvlols | 0

#108126 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:35

shes a keeper

YUMmMm | 0

#996365 - Monday 17 May 2010 22:52

LOL! I laughed for TEN mins xD

EmreArslan | 11

#3540442 - Friday 4 November 2011 7:36

Girl in ur pic is defo yummy :)

By King_of_Kings | 3

#108134 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:35

i think you should do the same thing to her. and then say Just Kidding Bitch!

By heathcoate | 0

#108150 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:38

Hahahahaha. Tricked your dick.

baby_val | 0

#938639 - Friday 12 March 2010 8:10

haha aww poor baby!
blue balls

GiddyXD | 0

#940553 - Saturday 13 March 2010 0:35

lol 4 8=D~

colby6666 | 42

#5909583 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:07

Twas a dick trick.

By HyperFlirt | 0

#108154 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:38

I'm kindof thinking this might be fake.

By King_of_Kings | 3

#108155 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:38

give her a taste of her own medicine

By Sneakyxllama | 2

#108159 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:40

Wow, sorry to say but shes kind of a bitch.

By Tehalon | 0

#108163 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:40

Should've slapped her face with your cock (ony if it was half-hard).

TWSSMoment | 0

#843644 - Thursday 11 February 2010 5:53

I was thinking the same thing.... :/

brightnite | 0

#1231695 - Thursday 12 August 2010 23:02

should have said " so was I...when I said I loved you. put her in her place

Eleex99 | 0

#2421684 - Thursday 28 April 2011 5:32

HAHA nice one 262!

By Ohnoitslindsay | 0

#108166 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:41

She's not a bitch, she's funny. Certainly return the favor though. Keeps you both on your toes.

By Aldrahil | 0

#108169 - Monday 13 April 2009 20:41

My bet is that if you try and do the same thing, she'll act along the lines of "Whatever, I don't want any anyhow."

Yay for fridgiality!

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