Goddamn mayo By Jay703 - 03/08/2016 02:21 - United States - Woodbridge 5 1 13 45 Today, while taking out a jar of mayonnaise, it slipped from my hand, landing on its lid, exploding, and covering both of my dogs from head to tail in it. Terrified, they fled, leaving a trail of globs of mayo. After cleaning both dogs and the house, they both threw up from eating too much mayonnaise. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 563 You deserved it 1 288 Tweet Share
By ~~~~ - 27/05/2016 18:45 - Belgium - Hemiksem 7 2 13 56 Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 364 You deserved it 6 037 Tweet Share