Miscellaneous: Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a...

By Noname - 06/03/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML

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By anonymous - 07/07/2016 15:24 - United States

Today, my friends woke me up on my birthday by spraying me with silly string. I have a job interview and it won't come out of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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By Pho_Rheal - 25/09/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I told the manager that I was there for my interview. He didn't know what I was talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to a job interview super early and giddy with enthusiasm. While waiting in the lobby, I struck up a friendly conversation with a bloke who was also waiting around in a suit. I jokingly told him, “Good luck mate, but I’m getting this job.” Turns out he was the hiring manager. FML

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By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By lukey101 - 20/07/2023 02:00 - Australia

Today, it’s my birthday. My boss treated me to a day off work, except my mother called at 12:01am drunk as hell screaming, “Happy birthday” down the phone. When I finally fell back asleep, I awoke to my boss asking me to come in after all. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 1:22

Well, if you were applying for a job at a Gatorade factory, this wouldn't have been so bad.

ummmyeahhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:24

good luck with the interview... and happy birthday? don't kill your friends, they meant the best for you.

Comments

immortalkid 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:20

OUCH! Brutal... hope you got the job... most employers are understanding. It can be intimidating to interview but if you explain it was your birthday and so on and so forth, I can't see how they'd hold it against you.

SNICKERZforKYLE 4

Saturday 1 December 2012 22:59

Poop

You_cry_I_laugh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:22

Well, if you were applying for a job at a Gatorade factory, this wouldn't have been so bad.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 18 January 2014 10:17

If anything, it'd be in the spirit!

ummmyeahhh 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:24

good luck with the interview... and happy birthday? don't kill your friends, they meant the best for you.

formosababie 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:27

tell this story to your interviewer and win some brownie points. i'm sure he's a fan of fmylife.com by now :)

may_cause_fail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:35

Get new friends.

aliii_ 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:37

this is greatt hahhahah

Flora_fml 6

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:42

Sucks for you, but it's also pretty awesome that you have a group of friends that are that thoughtful to remember your birthday. I spent last year's birthday by my ******* self because all my friends had "other things to do" like watch TV...

My_Little_Pony 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:46

-Gaaaaaaaaaaaatorade. -H20 -Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatorade -H20 H20 -Water sucks, it really really sucks

cheshireau 26

Saturday 1 March 2014 18:03

Best reply ever.

alex_vik 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 1:53

Why would they pour Gatorade all over you? That would just piss me off, even if I was just in normal* clothes. *Normal being nice jeans and a $30+ dress shirt. I always wear semi-casual.