Today, my overly friendly bubbly classmate, who’s like a preschool teacher hopped up on Red Bull, texted me, “Hey honey buns! Wanna meet up early before class and get groovin?!” My husband saw it and insisted that it's code for cheating. I'm not sure how I can explain that she’s just weird and wants to study. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
Today, I ran into one of my classmates from high school. She’s really annoying and she talks A LOT. Honestly all I wanted was some coffee and some loneliness before my class started, but she just kept talking and talking and wouldn’t leave me alone. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, my husband has a biker chick Facebook friend and this morning he posted on her page, calling her "the prettiest girl at the barn dance." She's a "friend" of mine as well, so I saw it in my feed. I asked him WTH? He got mad at me, accused me of spying on him, and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
Today, I realized why a female colleague keeps asking me if I'm high when I'm not. All I'm thinking when I see her is how glad I am to see her. Dilated pupils, flushed face, stupid grin on my face? I'm not high. I'm in love with her. She's married. Oh, and she wants to be my roommate for a year. FML
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ahabsfan 17
Try saying something like she’s just weird and wants to study.
xaddrus 17
ask him to come with
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ahabsfan 17
Try saying something like she’s just weird and wants to study.
Nikki 17
Yeah I’m sure they didn’t try that already
Rake 18
Or maybe that person is actually flirting with you and your husband is right... Why go there and cause tension in your relationship because of some werido?
xaddrus 17
or maybe you can’t imagine that people are that happy bc you’re so depressed. stop projecting
Rake 18
Obviously, OP also thinks it sounded like flirting. You can see that by the choice of language. So why go there? I saw no connection to my happiness which is quite well thanks you very much. Some people just can't write a comment without trying to psychoanalyze others.
xaddrus 17
ask him to come with
Doom_Kitty 14
He's making drama because of a message? I wouldn't have the energy or patience for that^^
RichardPencil 32
I'm not sure you can. Looks like you're busted.
Thaylok 17
invite the hubby along to prove him wrong. Channeling my in er RichardPencil. Who knows, maybe it will open up a fresh possibility.
Chazzster 32
OP, turn it around in your mind. Imagine if your husband had gotten a message like that - How would you feel and react? Be honest with yourself… OP, you cannot help how weird others act - But you do have a choice of if you are going to join in the weirdness. Personally, I think your “bubbly” friend is flirting with you and hoping for something more than friendship. It’s really not wise to lead them on thinking you are OK with that if that’s the case.
Yudith 28
I imagine that Hubby would "excuse" his buddy by saying he's gay. Hey, maybe you can tell him that your friend is a lesbian!
BloodyButUnbowed 32
You shouldn't be explaining anything to your husband. You should be telling your weird classmate that it's inappropriate to address you that way.