Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
makkarari 18
Seems to me like this 'ex' isn't really an 'ex'.
Likian5 26
Breakup in 3...2...
i8cake 12
Don't be a bf for the sake of convenience. It ain't over between them
FitFriday 32
Wow that's just so many kinds of messed up.
hacksaw246 24
Cut her out of your life.. Preferably with a hacksaw. People like that ain't worth your time she's just going to hurt you worse.
Retaheki 27
I think doing that would send OP to jail, unless she's good with the hacksaw. They're real good tools (and weapons) though.
bl865ood 17
seems like you didn't get it
Teyros 24
I see what you did there. Was just about to say what a coincidence it is for your picture..
PizzaElHutt 7
Durr duh durr!
dizzyspanks 7
maybe she was doing it to mess with you
almanac 2
she is CHEATING!!!
ihatedouchbags 17
No, it's not sure to be cheating. It is however a huge red flag! If she isn't cheating maybe she still feels something for the ex and isn't being honest about her feelings, which is very bad in op's case obviously...
The_Avatar 22
Tell her how you feel. If she doesnt change or see how that could be wrong then dump her ass.
sunnyskys 25
yeah good point but some people don't change, or care. Man it sucks so much... Especially when you give someone your all. This stuff sort of happens to me and just the same it was all right in front of me. glad that I don't have to worry any more
openminded8 17
go with your gut on this one dude...
gracehi 33
Wait, you mean, friends don't end their texts with hearts and kisses? Oh. So... I guess "Creeper" isn't my nickname. Damn.