Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
clair_brodie 35
Did anyone think that maybe she did it just to have fun with her bf since he was obviously reading the screen? I mean, if she seriously was cheating, unless this was a screwed up way to announce it, I would think she would be more sneaky about it.
militarybrat 21
That would be cruel to the ex then. I hate when girls (or even guys) play games. Men have feelings too!
ligerzero459 24
Sure, they're just friends...just like you and her should be right now.
kajeenk88 9
Uh leave her. She's just childish ew. Not attractive.
Solano2580 24
Dump her, obviously either stringing you along or trying to make you jealous, either way, end it
giantbuts71 14
bitch needs to go. you don't need her bullshit OP ?
atrumX 16
She has friends with benefits. Run before you're the next candidate.
ctcountrygirl94 6
I suggest leaving her. :( that's not fair to you.
pinque 19
Dump her
militarybrat 21
I would consider that cheating, emotionally. Besides, if she is letting you see THAT, what ISNT she showing you? I have zero tolerance for cheating, so I would kick her ass to the curb.
rockwrench 18
Sounds like the beginning of the end. You're getting a message she obviously can't relay on her own. Really, who does that in front of someone you're laying in bed with? But I think you know that already.