Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
Kn0wledge123 21
Dump that hoe son
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like she likes the attention. She may even realize that he still likes her, but she thinks that as long as she doesn't kiss him, this is acceptable behavior because they wanted to "still be friends." Discuss how this makes you feel, that she is talking to another guy like this. Ask her how she'd feel if you wrote like that to one of your exes. Discuss emotional cheating. And if they are going out as friends, perhaps it should be a group event.
countrycrazy14 9
and that is when you leave her dumb ass. Plain and simple.
Kevin5475845 15
go through her phone and for each kiss, smack that bitch up. don't care if she's dead and there's still some kisses left
Metthew 15
Seems like she's really into attention or specifically trying to make you jealous. Either way, tell her to stop, or that maybe she shouldn't be in a relationship. I know that's pretty tough for you, but this relationship is about your feelings too, and honestly I wouldn't find it funny if my boyfriend had flirty messages with other people, even if he meant nothing by it.
bobbywilcher 13
Time for you to redefine the boundary lines cause she is clearly crossing yours although your letting her by not confronting her about how it makes you feel
mrrudy1972 3
get out of there quick
LoveIsDeath 10
I guess it's time to break up or just say FML!!
vader557 16
Take a hint
badwolf10x 6
too good of friends perhaps. You could do better, OP.