Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
mdavis0529 14
Nope, nope,nope! In my experience, where there's smoke, there's fire.
victorvldv 8
You gotta leave her dude. If she's gonna do that right next to you she obviously has no respect for you.
sassy2085 16
Clearly she let you see the text. Could be for two reasons 1 your girlfriend is wanting your attention and is trying to make your jealous. 2 letting you see them showing she has nothing to hide and is already cheating on you. Problem is which one is it???
ndnpride88 25
Yea man that ***** for the bird bro. Let that thing fly away and get you something better.
JuicyJJ 9
Bitches come bitches go ... U dont need a gf like this
joeblow6969 5
She's friends...with his penis... and it takes a cruel bitch to flaunt it in front of your face like that. Hit the eject button before it gets any worse.
ZorroRooster 19
Time to kick her to the curb, I think.
Szaszaspasz 26
None of my friends send me texts like that. FYL for sure!
ally8 21
Get rid of her.. If she does that with her ex she does it with others!
bfly81 7
Oh hell no!