Possibly "I won't cry for you, My Mascara is too expensive."

6.... Why would that be the joke?

Bad comment day, I suppose. I wasn't sure what to post.

That OP is 30 and has a pillow pet.

Don't knock it. Pillow pets are awesome. All the comfort of a pillow with the fun of a stuffed animal. 2 birds, one stone

The joke was that it wasn't a cheesy joke. It was a Monterey Jack joke.

Ok, a pillow pet and a blanket walk into a bar...

The blanket starts eating pretzels while the Pillow Pet drinks water. So then the blanket offers the Pillow Pet a pretzel, and the Pillow Pet says, "No thanks, I'm stuffed!"

The photo....I presume.

Op needs to go on a vacation and get some photos worth having.

12- Not everyone has money for vacation.

Not all vacations are expensive. There is something cool to do within an hour of where most people live. And if you have a friend with an econobox of a car, gas will be cheap, and you won't have to try to thumb a ride.

OP can just try walking outside. A lot to photograph right outside one's own door!

#34 If your ride makes you thumb them, it isn't worth it.

Fedoras are classy. Unless they're furry and on a PUA. But that goes for most things.

If we lived in the 50's they would be.

If you can look at Matt Bomer as Neal Caffrey in White Collar and tell me that fedoras can't be both classy and modern, you sir, lack taste. Though I'm confused as to why laughinstock brought up fedoras to begin with.

Fedoras are so not classy.

That depends on your interpretation of "classy".

I have a fedora. I only wear it when the situation is right. Also, you have to have the full, Indiana Jones-type Fedora, not those girly short-brimmed ones.

Fedoras are classy. As Long as they ARNT the Girly ones. I have a black one sitting next to my door. I usually wear it. Must say, I've gotten quite a few compliments. Fedoras are sexy. Much like bow-ties... ...ahh doctor who...

heck yes! people lost jobs man!

No

wow kind of harsh ... at least there are interesting, unique people out there to keep our world interesting.

Truer words were never spoken.

ya I agree. we all do "out there" stuff every once in a while. its just being goofy.