Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
tbro47 23
With friends like that who needs girlfriends.
Alle29 14
Aw I'm sorry to hear that. If she isn't going to be faithful to you then I suggest first talking to her and if needed end the relationship. Anyone who doesn't think your worth it, Doesn't deserve you and you should get out of that situation for your own good.
Gillett 23
Cut that chick of son. That's disrespectful and she needs to go.
Sheepalicious 20
They must be the best of friends. (Obvious sarcasm is obvious.) But either way, she's way too close with her ex.
kspice21 7
Get outta here! Dump her ass!
siggy_mcsigx 22
Either accept a polyamorous relationship Or get out of an emotionally abusive one
indigodizzy 8
If she's laying in bed with you... Why is she texting another man. Her ex of all people. Rude. Not worth your time sorry dude
Wabba001 10
That sucks OP. I'd say tell her to kick rocks. She's not loyal or honest with you if she's sending kissing faces to other guys. :/
kellyem2 20
She's totally baiting you to see your reaction. The next time she pulls nonsense like that (and there will totally be a next time) I'd pretend like you don't care at all. It will really get under her skin and might just get her to show her true colors.
MCRbae 17
This exact thing happened to me. get rid