Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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Top comments
exuberant_orange 17
Maybe you two should be "just friends" then...
NotBlargo 18
Wish I had friends like that
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Comments (134)
Vestin 18
I'd believe her. The guy may simply be deep enough within the confines of the friendzone for hearts and kisses to imply absolutely nothing. Think about it - it she messaged a girl with such exuberant expressions of affection, would you immediately conclude her to be bisexual?
gracehi 33
Yeah, but he's not just some guy. He's her ex boyfriend.
pedinhuh 23
Ditch the bitch.
rmllavaneras 19
Friends, like Ross and Rachel…
123234345456 1
I need to get me some friends like that lol
Bragi 12
Get out. If you're putting up with this then YDI.
hardy24 9
And that's when all her shit gets thrown out in the street while she's at the movie...she'll already have someone to help her pick it all up later
angelofsaturn 23
I'd remind her that he's an ex for a reason and if she wants to hop back on that then she needs to hit the road. Or you could get a friend to agree to recieve flirty texts from you to see if she's a hypocrite or just doesn't give a ****.
Cebolamole 13
I've got mixed feelings about that. She clearly let's you see the messages, so there is probably nothing going on, but it's still weird... I guess that depending on the nature of their previous relationship and how it ended, they could really be good friends, but if that bothers you, you two need to talk about it. Let her know how you feel, you'll have to meet halfway if you want your relationship to work...
harley1077 9
best place 2 hide anything is in the open.
yolololol3 17
look into this situation.
ThatDamHuntress 20
Friends with Benefits