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By hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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By calebeutsler - 11/09/2011 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 12:09 - Canada

Today, I baked a chicken pot pie in the oven. I pulled it out, and noticed a big piece of tasty-looking, flaky pastry had come loose. Without thinking I ripped it off and popped it into my mouth. I HEARD the skin on the inside of my cheeks burn. FML

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By pop, pop - 08/05/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

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Zebidee 8

Saturday 16 October 2010 13:25

Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!" You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens." Them: *looks horrified* *runs away* You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!" You: "FML."

FFML_314 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:05

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

Comments

suppressed08 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:03

lol^^ go team Adolf!

EightInchNails 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:03

No.

suppressed08 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:05

You know, like Teams Jacob and Edward? Maybe not the best team, but I only had a Swastika to work with.

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:37

It actually is pretty good. **** vampires, **** werewolves, go mass murderers!

PixiiLuv 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:59

WTF!!! this better be a joke

jocelyng_fml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 16:22

when #1 said it I'm like whatever but when 32 said it I laughed :)

pablothepenguin 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 17:35

YAYYYYY HITLER!!!

fuzzywazzy012 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:44

Word

corytheboss 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:02

hello dere!

zerobahamut03 2

Saturday 16 October 2010 20:22

Well you know what that means OP! You must be the reincarnate.

Person000 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 22:07

_________ |. _____|#-- @(- _ -)@ |. _|. | |__|

SAMHAlN 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:46

Stalin owned hitler and everyone knows it. I'm team Stalin he killed more people.

yourlifesfucked 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 9:47

Team Pol Pot?

psyco5000 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:23

nice.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 16 October 2010 12:05

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

nekocuppycakes 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 14:05

haha yeah! WHAT ELSE IS IN THE OVEN!?

crashtest1205 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 14:14

HAHAHA , good one :)

zoraman5 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:26

I lol'd :D

blankaex 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 17:38

Actually, I think the swastika burn mark came from a pie. You know how they put those extra strips of pastry on top of a pie so they know the filling?