By hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
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Zebidee 8
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Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!" You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens." Them: *looks horrified* *runs away* You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!" You: "FML."

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FFML_314 11

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

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suppressed08 2
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lol^^ go team Adolf!

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suppressed08 2
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You know, like Teams Jacob and Edward? Maybe not the best team, but I only had a Swastika to work with.

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Cjw1220 0
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It actually is pretty good. Fuck vampires, fuck werewolves, go mass murderers!

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PixiiLuv 0
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WTF!!! this better be a joke

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jocelyng_fml 0

when #1 said it I'm like whatever but when 32 said it I laughed :)

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pablothepenguin 2

YAYYYYY HITLER!!!

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corytheboss 0

hello dere!

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zerobahamut03 2

Well you know what that means OP! You must be the reincarnate.

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Person000 0

_________ |. _____|#-- @(- _ -)@ |. _|. | |__|

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SAMHAlN 0
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Stalin owned hitler and everyone knows it. I'm team Stalin he killed more people.

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yourlifesfucked 0

Team Pol Pot?

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FFML_314 11

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

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nekocuppycakes 0

haha yeah! WHAT ELSE IS IN THE OVEN!?

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crashtest1205 0
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HAHAHA , good one :)

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zoraman5 3
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I lol'd :D

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blankaex 0
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Actually, I think the swastika burn mark came from a pie. You know how they put those extra strips of pastry on top of a pie so they know the filling?

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nommnom_fml 0

Mmm them some good Jew pies

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TheOtherNewest1 6
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@18: The Internet. You just won it.

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MacdaddyMaddy 0
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I'm sorry but if you happen to spot Jews, turn the other cheek literally or you're fucked.

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relaxedninja 18

just get something to cover it up.

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amrik 11
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Yeah like burn the skin around it

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FYLDeep 25

I'd be pretty turned off if I saw that. God only knows what else you use those ovens for.

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bryan4595 0

shell turn on a lot of guys in Germany...now all she needs is a little mustache

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InTechniColor_ 0

HAHA

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Dragons_corner 6
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WAS THERE APPLE PIE AND IS IT OK?????? I know mean or stupid joke but I fucking love apple pie grr

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piepieburger 0

what are you talking about? she has a swastika on her cheek; they were probably Jew pies.

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boritom 1
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That does suck... Especially if you're Jewish.

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Daftendirekt1 0

that must of been a pretty big pen for you to slip like that... i'm just sayin'...

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ahhnonomhisdude 0
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god must want you to be a Nazi pig.

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88yasha 7
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sucks for you. FYL

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