Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
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suppressed08
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lol^^ go team Adolf!
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EightInchNails
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No.
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suppressed08
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You know, like Teams Jacob and Edward?
Maybe not the best team, but I only had a Swastika to work with.
Maybe not the best team, but I only had a Swastika to work with.
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Cjw1220
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It actually is pretty good. Fuck vampires, fuck werewolves, go mass murderers!
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PixiiLuv
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WTF!!! this better be a joke
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jocelyng_fml
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when #1 said it I'm like whatever but when 32 said it I laughed :)
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pablothepenguin
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YAYYYYY HITLER!!!
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fuzzywazzy012
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Word
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corytheboss
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hello dere!
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zerobahamut03
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Well you know what that means OP! You must be the reincarnate.
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Person000
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SAMHAlN
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Stalin owned hitler and everyone knows it. I'm team Stalin he killed more people.
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yourlifesfucked
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Team Pol Pot?
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psyco5000
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nice.
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FFML_314
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Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.
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nekocuppycakes
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haha yeah! WHAT ELSE IS IN THE OVEN!?
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crashtest1205
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HAHAHA , good one :)
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zoraman5
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I lol'd :D
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blankaex
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Actually, I think the swastika burn mark came from a pie. You know how they put those extra strips of pastry on top of a pie so they know the filling?
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nommnom_fml
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Mmm them some good Jew pies
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TheOtherNewest1
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@18: The Internet. You just won it.
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MacdaddyMaddy
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I'm sorry but if you happen to spot Jews, turn the other cheek literally or you're fucked.
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relaxedninja
| 18
just get something to cover it up.
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amrik
| 11
Yeah like burn the skin around it
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FYLDeep
| 25
I'd be pretty turned off if I saw that. God only knows what else you use those ovens for.
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bryan4595
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shell turn on a lot of guys in Germany...now all she needs is a little mustache
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InTechniColor_
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HAHA
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Dragons_corner
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WAS THERE APPLE PIE AND IS IT OK??????
I know mean or stupid joke but I fucking love apple pie grr
I know mean or stupid joke but I fucking love apple pie grr
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piepieburger
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what are you talking about? she has a swastika on her cheek; they were
probably Jew pies.
probably Jew pies.
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boritom
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That does suck... Especially if you're Jewish.
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Daftendirekt1
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that must of been a pretty big pen for you to slip like that... i'm just sayin'...
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ahhnonomhisdude
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god must want you to be a Nazi pig.
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thatgirljen
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hahaaa
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88yasha
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sucks for you. FYL
You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens."
Them: *looks horrified* *runs away*
You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!"
You: "FML."