By hannahj88 - 16/10/2010 04:41 - Australia

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
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Them: "OMG! You have a swastika branded into your face!!" You: "Yeah, I got it years ago when I was in charge of the ovens." Them: *looks horrified* *runs away* You: "No! You don't understand! I was working in a bakery!!!" You: "FML."

FFML_314 11

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.


lol^^ go team Adolf!

You know, like Teams Jacob and Edward? Maybe not the best team, but I only had a Swastika to work with.

It actually is pretty good. Fuck vampires, fuck werewolves, go mass murderers!

WTF!!! this better be a joke

jocelyng_fml 0

when #1 said it I'm like whatever but when 32 said it I laughed :)

pablothepenguin 2


corytheboss 0

hello dere!

zerobahamut03 2

Well you know what that means OP! You must be the reincarnate.

Person000 0

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Stalin owned hitler and everyone knows it. I'm team Stalin he killed more people.

yourlifesfucked 0

Team Pol Pot?

FFML_314 11

Swastika shaped pie racks. Sounds like a very family oriented place.

nekocuppycakes 0


HAHAHA , good one :)

I lol'd :D

Actually, I think the swastika burn mark came from a pie. You know how they put those extra strips of pastry on top of a pie so they know the filling?

nommnom_fml 0

Mmm them some good Jew pies

@18: The Internet. You just won it.

I'm sorry but if you happen to spot Jews, turn the other cheek literally or you're fucked.

relaxedninja 18

just get something to cover it up.

Yeah like burn the skin around it

FYLDeep 25

I'd be pretty turned off if I saw that. God only knows what else you use those ovens for.

bryan4595 0

shell turn on a lot of guys in all she needs is a little mustache

InTechniColor_ 0


WAS THERE APPLE PIE AND IS IT OK?????? I know mean or stupid joke but I fucking love apple pie grr

piepieburger 0

what are you talking about? she has a swastika on her cheek; they were probably Jew pies.

That does suck... Especially if you're Jewish.

Daftendirekt1 0

that must of been a pretty big pen for you to slip like that... i'm just sayin'...

god must want you to be a Nazi pig.

sucks for you. FYL