Lost

By frenchienyx - 13/05/2019 00:00

Today, I was in Brooklyn for a meeting. I parked my car but my iPhone didn’t save my location. Where is my car? Called NYPD. No car towed. I had to walk 3 hours in the rain to find it thanks to the “Panic” button. So glad I found my car, but the “Loud Panic” button didn’t want to stop for an hour. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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Pile up

By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Moe - 25/09/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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Samantha Glennie 25

Monday 13 May 2019 0:25

This is going to sound like an outrageous idea but... stop relying on technology to think for you

Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 13 May 2019 0:54

ydi how the f does it take you 3 hrs to find your car without having being drunk as an excuse?

Comments

Samantha Glennie 25

Monday 13 May 2019 0:25

This is going to sound like an outrageous idea but... stop relying on technology to think for you

Trinity Fenwick 7

Monday 13 May 2019 0:54

ydi how the f does it take you 3 hrs to find your car without having being drunk as an excuse?

inappropes 31

Monday 13 May 2019 3:03

Dam that is sad that an adult cant remember basic locations of important things.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 13 May 2019 6:50

Maybe in the future look at the street name? Is this what the world is coming to?

distortedcognition 17

Monday 13 May 2019 11:03

Jesus. Wtf is wrong with you younger generations?

Callyn 47

Monday 13 May 2019 13:56

Kids were just as dumb in your day. The difference is that now, they can brag about it to the whole world.

Akitakat 31

Monday 13 May 2019 15:14

You are lucky you still had a car after 3 whole hours of bystanders having no choice but listen to it! If your memory is short, take notes to remind yourself. Better luck next time.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 13 May 2019 17:30

Wow. OP seems to assume everyone blindly relies on their phones to keep track of where they park. I've never heard of anyone doing that- is this really a thing? Just ...not paying attention to what you're doing and assuming your phone is taking care of it?