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exercise and chocolate pastries do not go well together
Just think of it as a blessing in disguise, I'll bet you feel better having not eaten it?
how could you feel good about not eating something as great as a chocolate croissiant? id rather be happy than save myself from carbs.
kudos to you for being a normal human being, and eating a chocolate pastry. I only came on the comments to see if anyone made a fit about you eating normal people food, and working out at the same time. #5, why should she "feel better for not eating it"? its kind of sad how its a "bad thing" to eat something like a chocolate pastry (and if shes working out, it means she has what appears to be healthy habits!) because it has GASP calories. Geez. I would rather eat and be happy, instead of being empty and disgustingly skinny, or even "hott skinny" and eat only cardboard, health food 24/7, and miss out. We have such an unrealistic opinion of food these days..
#6 i agree 100%
Dumbass, you totally deserved it. If you were so tired, you couldn't tell the difference between a pen and food that's not even shaped like a pen, then you shouldn't be working.
FAKE- you would write with the one you would be holding your pen, because you can only write with that hand. and you would eat with the other one
They could be ambidextrous, you never know.
psh everyone has just enough "fat" in them to eat with both hands damnit!
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exercise and chocolate pastries do not go well together
and how does one "crunch a pen", exactly?