Work: Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital,...

By alex - 16/02/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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By ally - 23/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Austin

Today, I was changing a wound bandage on one of my patient’s buttocks. I forgot to initial and date the bandage per hospital regulation. As I kneeled in to write, the patient let out the biggest loudest fart directly in my face. The worst part? Some of it sprayed out, some on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:13

...strange excitement...

purplemnm 9

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:19

ydi, it's painful when you pull out the needle too fast, control your emotions woman!

Comments

AYLWARD0100 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:16

probably hurt the dog.

MissMae93 23

Monday 15 August 2011 17:40

You are a terrible person, I hope you know. Poor dog.. :(

ELJerrado 6

Monday 31 October 2011 14:28

I have the weirdest boner right now :S

malnourished_pig 5

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:14

Damn people on here are douchebags! What's the deal with "You horrible human being, how would you like to have something shoved up ur vag?!" Uhh well the Cath was probably there for a reason, not to mention the dog was almost surely sedated. I mean come on people, why don't you think about the situation before bein an asshole. As for the OP, YDI still, cuz really it was YOUR mistake. Sucks really...

Iellwen 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 10:19

To all of the "You're disgusting for being excited" comments; ever stopped bitching and hating to just think for half a second? Could the author be excited not by the procedure itself but by the fact that she's ALLOWED to do it, implied by the "new job"? Oh! And did you morons know that being excited doesn't just mean sexually?! OP, you still deserve it. You just showed many many people that you're either not responsible enough to handle actual interaction with pet-patients or just don't care enough to pay extra attention to what you're doing. Even if it was a "little" mistake, you should not be allowed around patients. At least for a little while.

jdog408 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:32

I literally just had a baby barf I my mouth.

slothstronaught 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 16:20

This made me squirm

EevieBear 26

Wednesday 13 July 2016 6:44

Yikes! It sounds like urine trouble! Don't worry, I bet they weren't too bloody pissed! ...in all seriousness though, that sucks... However, I would have to say f the dog's life more...