EevieBear

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  • Minnesota, U.S.A
  • 21 years old
  • Saturday 20 January 2001
  • single
About Eeviebear
Hello. I am a shy vegetarian who loves animals. I currently have two cats, two dogs, a hamster, two fish, and a rabbit. Rest in Peace, Meeko. I love video games like the legend of Zelda and Pokemon. I am very clumsy and tend to get flustered a lot. So... Message me if you wish. :)
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Hey guys! Op here. I'm pleasantly surprised this got published! I guess I should have explained the whole situation a lot better. It was not my idea to snoop, as I was making them dinner, and I heard doors opening and closing. I went to investigate, praying it wasn't a break in. Instead, I found the kids looking through the closets. I asked them to stop, sit down, and watch tv while I continued cooking. I watched them go back to the main room by the kitchen where I was, but I guess they snuck back out. When I checked on them again, they were looking at, you guessed it, sex toys.

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Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.