By matiasbarbero - 16/02/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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roaminginsomniac 0

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

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xrod_fml 0

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

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alanlester 0

where would a cat and a ditch be in close proximity?

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Zigma_fml 0

That's not bad luck. That's bad driving.

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catriona_cd 0

i agree about tha bad driving :) last time i had a black cat cross me was running fuel in western aus. i got him with the front wheel followed by another 42 wheels :) boy was i lucky to have lined him up right tho, only cos if i didn't i would have missed with the rest of the wheels :) lol

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juggalo7173 0

maybe you should have put less attention into the cat and more into the driving

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pattheaninal 9

truth be told that women can't drive...

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tweetbaby14 18

you ending up in a ditch has nothing to do with a cat crossing in front of your car. the fact that you were focusing on a cat while driving is why your car ended up in a ditch. there's a rule drivers follow called PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD WHILE DRIVING not some friggin animal.

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Heartbreakher 0

it's Coraline haha if you talking about the movie..

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kayztastic 0

maybe you shouldn't have been paying attention to the cat (:

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Blatstuff 0

LOL Zigma. I agree wholeheartedly!! Unless, of course, the cat hopped in the truck and grabbed the wheel.... =)

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Tripout 0

#73 it's not bad driving. It's stupidity.

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teacher411 0

Yeah it's definitely bad driving. Not bad luck...

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smokey_nugz405 0

damn all i was gnna say was that the kinda road that would have a black cat and a ditch is this well known area called the country. lol, but i see im into somebody else philisophical debate about the plausible ramifications of folklore and fact. hahahahahaha vroooom! jefffah dun ham

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xrod_fml 0

dude black cats ftw :p I see why ppl always go first!!! lol it's a big acomplishment ;p

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jcrook 0

No, no, no. In Soviet Russia, black cat runs over you.

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Boffer 0

There is no longer such a thing called Soviet Russia. And if the cat would run over a Russian itself, the Russian fellow probably just had too much vodka.

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camopantsSUCK 0

#23 you sure have a good way of wrecking jokes......asshole.

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KateeJo 0

He didn't even run over the cat?

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purplemnm 9

18 hahaha!!! I saw that in Amsterdam! the guy was pissed drunk xDD

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MysteryJoker 5

In Soviet Russia, you'd be taken to a ditch in the middle of the woods and shot for making any sort of joke about Russia.

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xrod_fml 0

ahh nuu someone sent there's first :( lol

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pedosmurf 7

Black cats have nothing to do with bad driving

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poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0

HAHA never underestimate black cats, broken mirrors...etc.

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roaminginsomniac 0

It's not the cat's fault you can't drive.

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KateeJo 0

Well, maybe if his mind wasn't on cats he would have driven better?

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purplepandaz 0

maybe if he WAS a cat he would've drove better

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john_cena_fml 0

Actually, it's good luck to own one. It's bad luck for one to cross your path by chance.

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iamchuck 0

What's funny is how you think people will be to awed by the coincidence to notice you are an idiot that can't drive.

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blackcats31 0

you just can't drive, it's not the cats fault. So YDI.

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blackcats31 0

dang it, #5 wrong the same thing I did first. =|

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Just a coincidence. And, gee, I don't know--- maybe you crashed because you were distracted thinking about how funny it was that people think black cats are bad luck. This is an obvious YDI. Don't be superstitious.

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