Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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ditdotditdot
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Tweety122888
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either op's an idiot or it's just plain retarded. he JUST washed his hair. He was being sarcastic duh!
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stro88
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No way it's 20 degrees anywhere in this heat wave. Stop being a [email protected]&$! And do your job.
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Trilly123
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#186 If the guy was being sarcastic the OP would know by now and obviously wouldn't have posted this.
The OP nows a lot more about the situation than you do.
The OP nows a lot more about the situation than you do.
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weenerdurpoo
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yeouch doesnt get mucher hotter than that does it ? insert bad pun haha .
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thor89
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The I would die of heat har har
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YeahFMLxX
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Sounds like your in the wrong profession if your disgusted by sweat!
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Phaa
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it's just sweat...who cares that's why you get paid :)
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YeahFMLxX
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Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.
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doink
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Holy shit #62. That sounds painful and messy.
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Gulo_fml
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I don't see how this is an FML.
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boyguydudemalema
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#62 had more of an fml than the OP
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babybubz
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@62
it has nothing to do with liking humans.
I'm a hairstylist and I love my job..
although I'm not really a 'people person'.
if you enjoy your job you can deal with it.
but when it comes to touching a strangers body fluids that's where I draw the line.
it's VERY disgusting..
and the smell of a sweaty scalp is enough to make someone feel nauseous..
you can always wash it of course
..but once you get a whiff of it the smell lingers in your nostrils..
yuck
it has nothing to do with liking humans.
I'm a hairstylist and I love my job..
although I'm not really a 'people person'.
if you enjoy your job you can deal with it.
but when it comes to touching a strangers body fluids that's where I draw the line.
it's VERY disgusting..
and the smell of a sweaty scalp is enough to make someone feel nauseous..
you can always wash it of course
..but once you get a whiff of it the smell lingers in your nostrils..
yuck
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YeahFMLxX
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Understood 106. I appreciate the clarification (: !
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adenny116
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Ydi for being a poor haircutter op
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cdogbeastman
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BEAST-MODE [ON] OFF
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jasonsaied
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lol op is stupid I'm pretty sure the guy was joking
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xxrogerthatxx
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lmfao
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travis1228
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chill dude
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livingdeadgirl9
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how does a sweaty headed guy make the OP a bad hairdresser?
It doesn't.
Precisely.
It doesn't.
Precisely.
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ImaginaryFoe
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#62, what the bloody hell were you doing getting a haircut when your appendix had just ruptured? Did you not have bigger things to worry about? And how did your hair look once you came to? FYL that sounds awful.
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YeahFMLxX
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I didn't know for sure I had appendicidis: I thought it might be a virus, then when blood started gushing from my mouth, I knew there was a problem.
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YeahFMLxX
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Oh and as for the cut.. Well she hadn't started.. So I guess okay, the week and a half after that's a blur, so yeah. Morphine <3!
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ImaginaryFoe
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Morphine FTW!
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tweetbaby14
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oh yes fyl because the guy had sweaty hair uh no you are gonna wash it anyway so why does it matter stop your whining.
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mikeyboi19
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gosh maybe it was just a joke. you shoulda licked his head to make sure
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hoopstar15
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number 54 has THE best picture EVER!!!! hahaha
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mariahrawks
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so you're saying you'd cut sweat drenxhed hair?
fail.
fail.
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tylahgrace
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I'm a hairdresser too and I hate it when that happens! I hate it even more when I ask if they want their head washed beforehand and they say no, cos there is NOTHING I love more than touching your stinking sweaty scalp. ick
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macs4evr
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Nvm
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random_man1999
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Why did you go get a haircut if you were feeling that bad?
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mrinsult2000
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy?
Think of it like lube.......
Think of it like lube.......
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killahitlah
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gross
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MadaZer0
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Ewww... I think I just got a boner D:
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Arinwyn
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I think I love you mercy...it does indeed work for him(:
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foxyygirl123
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and like how old are you
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tehbassmasta
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@67 I dont kbow whats more disgusting, the fact that you got a boner from that or that your a guy with that profile pic
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raithex
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That's pretty awkward.
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TheRussian7
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not really it's kinda irritating
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Person1233
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lolwut.
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Person1233
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Uh, please explain how "lolwut," is against your rules?
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Sirin_fml
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My bad, I hit moderate instead of the comment link. I should lay off the heroin.
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ninja_ness
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probably
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MermaidSongXOXO
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And the LSD -_-
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Person1233
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It's okay. Heroin is hard to stop.. *looks around suspiciously* STOP STARING AT ME.
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Don't do it Sirin, that's what they want you to do.
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CallMeHush
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Everything in moderation Sirin, any of those mushrooms left BTW?
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Sirin_fml
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Sure, magic mushrooms for everyone! Just don't go telling Ajjas about this though.
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Sweet *takes magic mushrooms*
And if you're not gonna use that heroin.....
And if you're not gonna use that heroin.....
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thoughtcrimeno1
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do you have any splunge?
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CallMeHush
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We watched the magic mushroom episode of Entourage last night. My daughter couldn't figure out why we thought it was so funny.
I was just happy she didn't get it. LOL
I was just happy she didn't get it. LOL
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aardvarkish
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* giddier than Alice in Wonderland *
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Shystai
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Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
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CallMeHush
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*look my shoelaces are tying themselves *
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YeahFMLxX
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All mighty moderator! stop nodding my crappp please (= ! Love you Sirin!
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CallMeHush
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First you must drink the kool-aid.
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YeahFMLxX
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D: Anything but that!
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Ajjas013
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What?! Magic Mushrooms without me!?
...Betrayed by my own sist--
THE MODERATOR!
...Betrayed by my own sist--
THE MODERATOR!
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YeahFMLxX
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Ah Ajjas you never fail to leave me mouth agape. 0:
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MermaidSongXOXO
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Here, Ajjas.
*Shares magic mushrooms*
You have to give me some LSD, though, or else I'll knock you unconscious in the middle of a shroom trip and you'll wake up confused, being raped by a mysterious figure in Cuba.
*Shares magic mushrooms*
You have to give me some LSD, though, or else I'll knock you unconscious in the middle of a shroom trip and you'll wake up confused, being raped by a mysterious figure in Cuba.
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Ajjas013
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I thought the term was, you'll wake up underwater in Cuba.
And no, I refuse. I wanna see Sirin grovel for forgiveness. Or beat the shit out of me.
And no, I refuse. I wanna see Sirin grovel for forgiveness. Or beat the shit out of me.
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MadaZer0
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No balls...
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MermaidSongXOXO
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double post :O
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purplemnm
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first step to recovering from addiction: admitting your addiction.
yay for Sirin
yay for Sirin
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xxrogerthatxx
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shut up you bitch. not even for that comment, I just don't like you.
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purplemnm
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pass the doobie to the left hand side :D
-runs and sits to the left of sirin-
-runs and sits to the left of sirin-
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cindybuzz
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i hate lsd. get off my computer screen.
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trivel64
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This is probably the best thread I've seen in years.
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ninja_ness
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sounds yummeh lol jk that's f-in nasty
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ramencrusade
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eww
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swimspy
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eeewwww thts nasty!!!
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Jrook
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musta been a fattie
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thespodaph
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Wow...that's rude
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nuklear7
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i'm thinking sarcasm was involved here.
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kennarama
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Nope, no sarcasm.
Think of it like lube.......