By BadgerSpirit - 27/04/2011 13:35 - United States

Today, I woke my husband up at 2 a.m., screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally said, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four-year-old daughter with her blanket. FML
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a badger? is she that hairy

Wow, self esteem boost for her


maby u should find a badger and keep it as a pet.

Krajjan 9

Being mistaken for a badger is insulting. Now, being called a wolverine is awesome. Those things are little terror engines.

where the hell did u even get the idea that it was a badger? as far as I know it's not really common for a badger to crawl into someones house in general rather than in your bed lol

if I was your husband you'd be sleeping on the couch tomorrow night

littlemissFYL 5

i think we can all come to the conclusion that you are a very love mother. :)

is she that ugly? lol fyls... also why would your first assumption be a badger? didn't know Washington was so weird.

#70 I bet the daughter will be teased for it xD Being mistaken for a badger by your own mother...

Wow you guys are excellent parents - aren't you?

mandalore92 0

68 If i were the husband I would be making her sleep on the couch

chewbaca! lol jk nvm

luvyah 0

ur pic is hot

Honey badger don't care

a badger? is she that hairy

poor ugly hairy little girl. but a badger. really OP? if i see an animal in my room at that time, the more reasonable thought is a dog got in here maybe a big cat. but a badger?

lucas755 1

"with her blanket"

skidoo800HO 2

Well at least the parents won't gave to worry about boys being all over their daughter when she is older... unless chewbaca's kid finds her

he was probably having a dream

gomie 0

Thats hilarious

Wow, self esteem boost for her

She's 4 anyway. she's probably just freaking out.

OP should wait for when the kid's a teenager; she'd get her revenge.

overthelimit 3

at least shes young and doesnt understand. hopefully she never finds out c:

emmy1794 3

wat does OP mean. I'm new ??


look it up Sherlock.

haha a ******? lol

hahahahaha poor daughter

grafixxx687 0

hahahaha this is a funny fml...ur husband is funny for screaming about sth he doesnt even know lol

Pizzamaster 0

How the **** did a badger come to mind? I dont even know what that is

damnsparky 3

look up nasty ass honey badger on YouTube and that's where she found it

Even FML team can't get their story posted :( sorry Alan, one day!

If OP is from Wisconsin she would know what a badger is.

This would've been 10times better if it happened during Intercourse.

of course you would think that, sir 'cockrocket'

rachelmacivor 0


ejejeje 0

this is the funniest thing I've read all day!!!!! hahhahahhaa.

same here! :P made me lol.

Radek18 0

No comment... like seriously... why? just no...

If you have no comment, why did you bother typing anything in here in the first place?

notbanned69 0

You're both idiots and your husband's a pussy. Are you sure he fathered a kid?

fthku 13

Apparently he fathered a badger, so no?