Spooky

By BadgerSpirit - 27/04/2011 13:35 - United States

Today, I woke my husband up at 2 a.m., screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally said, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four-year-old daughter with her blanket. FML
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ceddyz17 10
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a badger? is she that hairy

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Awahso 25
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Wow, self esteem boost for her

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j_cat187 19
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maby u should find a badger and keep it as a pet.

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Krajjan 9

Being mistaken for a badger is insulting. Now, being called a wolverine is awesome. Those things are little terror engines.

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livin_plur 0
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where the hell did u even get the idea that it was a badger? as far as I know it's not really common for a badger to crawl into someones house in general rather than in your bed lol

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dolphincheddar 10
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if I was your husband you'd be sleeping on the couch tomorrow night

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littlemissFYL 5

i think we can all come to the conclusion that you are a very love mother. :)

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dcam13 19
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is she that ugly? lol fyls... also why would your first assumption be a badger? didn't know Washington was so weird.

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ILoveEmoes 9
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#70 I bet the daughter will be teased for it xD Being mistaken for a badger by your own mother...

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MissBrainDamage 0
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Wow you guys are excellent parents - aren't you?

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mandalore92 0

68 If i were the husband I would be making her sleep on the couch

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Saint_Pete_Saint 0
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chewbaca! lol jk nvm

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luvyah 0

ur pic is hot

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FML102938 8
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Honey badger don't care

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ceddyz17 10
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a badger? is she that hairy

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ydi_4_suking 20
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poor ugly hairy little girl. but a badger. really OP? if i see an animal in my room at that time, the more reasonable thought is a dog got in here maybe a big cat. but a badger?

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lucas755 1

"with her blanket"

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skidoo800HO 2

Well at least the parents won't gave to worry about boys being all over their daughter when she is older... unless chewbaca's kid finds her

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ChibiGirl5 0
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he was probably having a dream

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gomie 0

Thats hilarious

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Awahso 25
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Wow, self esteem boost for her

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Adamantoise 0
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She's 4 anyway. she's probably just freaking out.

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Aerious 0
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OP should wait for when the kid's a teenager; she'd get her revenge.

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overthelimit 3

at least shes young and doesnt understand. hopefully she never finds out c:

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emmy1794 3

wat does OP mean. I'm new ??

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aRedditorette 3
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+does+OP+mean

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TheFection 0
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look it up Sherlock.

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ceddyz17 10
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haha a vagina? lol

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aRedditorette 3
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hahahahaha poor daughter

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grafixxx687 0

hahahaha this is a funny fml...ur husband is funny for screaming about sth he doesnt even know lol

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Pizzamaster 0

How the fuck did a badger come to mind? I dont even know what that is

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damnsparky 3

look up nasty ass honey badger on YouTube and that's where she found it

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RomanBeauty 0
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Even FML team can't get their story posted :( sorry Alan, one day!

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idkhaha 4
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If OP is from Wisconsin she would know what a badger is.

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CockRocket 0
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This would've been 10times better if it happened during Intercourse.

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maphineRAWRS 10
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of course you would think that, sir 'cockrocket'

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rachelmacivor 0

WIN

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ejejeje 0

this is the funniest thing I've read all day!!!!! hahhahahhaa.

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kathcduri 3
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same here! :P made me lol.

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Radek18 0

No comment... like seriously... why? just no...

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papaya_master 4
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If you have no comment, why did you bother typing anything in here in the first place?

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notbanned69 0

You're both idiots and your husband's a pussy. Are you sure he fathered a kid?

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fthku 13

Apparently he fathered a badger, so no?

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