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  lukian_fml  |  29

If OP is male: some toilets don't have a "guy front" seat. They're super annoying. You literally have to hold your penis below the seat level and point it down or away from escaping.

If OP is female: that's an interesting skill!

  SixthSinEnvy  |  39

Or sometimes if you "release" too strong it'll splatter out the front between the seat and bowl. Usually if you've been holding waaay too long and have been running for the toilet.


Sometimes (being a female myself, and having this happen to me *at home thankfully) if you don't sit back far enough on the seat it leaks through the crack between the seat and the actual toilet and spills onto the floor

By  Zufallian  |  34

Sounds similar to a story my drum major told us at band camp. It was at a museum too, he kept running from gift store to gift store trying to find a pair of pants.