I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By suspiciouspeople - 05/08/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8-9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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Sussy baka

By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By ticket - 06/10/2009 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a ticket for having my brights on. The street was pitch black and it was 1:30 in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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kfchicken 31

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:16

the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view

deathtiki 10

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:19

Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something

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kfchicken 31

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:16

the way you wrote it sounds creepy. what view were you enjoying behind bushes? and I don't think most people would think night vision green is a good way to appreciate a normal view

deathtiki 10

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:19

Under what pretext did they confiscate the nvgs sounds like they thought they have probable cause to suspect you of something

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Tuesday 8 October 2019 4:32

Be honest: What "view" were you enjoying?

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:04

um.....sounds like maybe the cops weren't wrong. ydi

bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 8 October 2019 6:49

Well, don't be a perv.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 October 2019 8:02

Sometimes the cops get things right. They're not all bumblers like Amber Guyger.

grass20 3

Tuesday 8 October 2019 10:58

don't mind！

Charity Taylor 17

Tuesday 8 October 2019 11:03

I don't know what view you were enjoying. But you shouldn't just go about looking suspicious and/or like your creeping like that. Be more careful of what your surroundings are from here on out. If there's a lot of people; just don't do it because it won't be worth the trouble. If it's like in the mountains checking out some deer by all means go for it. Don't do so in neighbourhoods. That makes it creepy.