Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had peed all over my coffee table, and more specifically on my laptop, completely ruining it. When I confronted her, she looked at me with what I can only describe as a smug expression, as if to say, "You're not the boss of me." FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
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ViviMage 40
That's a statement! You need to clean her litterbox badly! Even with a littermaid box, my cat will find it distasteful and need to tell me as such. You can get baking soda pet odor boxes it just use the baking soda in your cabinet. But her nose is 10x stronger than yours.
RichardPencil 32
A smart cat would aim for the CPU*. *Cat Pee Urinal
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Comments (8)
Sady_Ct 38
Well that stinks.
Major_Haywire 7
I took the cover off my PC to carry out a minor upgrade. Left the room for 2 min only to come back to witness my cat spraying all over the innards. PC ruined
ViviMage 40
That's a statement! You need to clean her litterbox badly! Even with a littermaid box, my cat will find it distasteful and need to tell me as such. You can get baking soda pet odor boxes it just use the baking soda in your cabinet. But her nose is 10x stronger than yours.
RichardPencil 32
A smart cat would aim for the CPU*. *Cat Pee Urinal
warmonger711 8
Next one to get has to be cat rated with plugs all over the unused slots / holes
OnReceivingEnd 18
YDI. You're owned by a cat. You chose to allow the little hellspawn to invade your living space.
Brandon Mecca 4
did the cat get electrocuted? asking for a friend