By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
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silvercamaro 22
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At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML

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musicforhearts 15
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That must have hurt! FYL

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mistertbawk420 10
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Mouthwash in the eyes doesn't tickle? My life is a lie...

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cryssycakesx3 22

the burn means it's working!

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dragonkisses28 25
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I sincerely hope that you didn't forget to floss your eyebrows.

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juststephhere 23

My eyes are on fire... That would be excruciating!

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Kamon97 23
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Could've been worse OP could've put them in Listerine. That shit is like acid ._.

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TheDog6 24
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Nope not at all

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tiernang 21
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Understatement of the year.

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nellbell414 13

She'll be ready for any butterfly kisses

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silvercamaro 22
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At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML

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cakefete2 30
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False, speech to text at its finest.

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flashback.miss 28

yikes, hopefully your eyes are better with some TLC

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MrConcise 34
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Why is your profile picture of OP's eye?

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mistertbawk420 10
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I see no lyrics in that comment

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nellbell414 13

Eww wtf is your profile picture!?

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AlwaysWatching 27
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So many people have asked that

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mageepaigeee44 15
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Pretty sure it's a leach on an eye.

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trsshup 4
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i read this as "hope your eyes get better with some Thc"

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GraceyBlueEyes 13
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or jam. If I remember the last times this was discussed.

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mageepaigeee44 15
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Yea actually it does look like jam.

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jad0016 12

Well at least you know your eyes are clean now

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91hayek 31

How dirty are eyes to begin with?

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jad0016 12

depends on what you look at

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Dirty eyes? Clean them up! With Orbit.

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qwertsarecool122 23
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Way to start the morning out fresh!

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Ya gotta fight gingivitis somehow! And don't forget to brush your teeth to prevent that horrible gum disease glaucoma.

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KoalaBek 23
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You're lucky you can still see- I know a lad who drunkenly put his in a hair wax lid with water in, put them in the next morning and went completely blind for almost a week.

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Syruphs 17
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That'd be so scary lol I woke up once without being able to see with my right eye and barely able to see with my left. It Was a nightmare !

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BreathingClover 19
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that's just fcking awful

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dudeman1212 22
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Look ok the bright side..now your eyes are pearly white!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Probably ruby red for the time being.

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angrymexicanwee 8

At least you wont have cavities in your eyes;)

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myoukei 31

Well he might if the mouthwash burns holes in the sensitive tissue

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