By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 19:58 - Germany

The new economy

  Today, I have so little faith in my future earning potential that I keep my clipped toe and fingernails as a nest egg. I heard that some weirdos on the internet actually pay money for those. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You should also pee in jars and poop in bags and freeze it.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a market for that. What is for sure is that no one will steal your lunch from the office fridge ever again.

  coius  |  23

Imagine someone buying a poopsickle and then using it to stab and murder someone. Dna would suggest someone else is the culprit and would make an investigator rethink his career choice.