Fetishes come in all sizes

By unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

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Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
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EnderNutt 16

Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

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EnderNutt 16

Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

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Jay18 22

can't decide if this is a pun or actual advice

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Qandol 26

Maybe you should have talk with him and tell him about your interest in your sexual desire..

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Mcstud1y 30

Here's another Texan confirmation.

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lantz4levi 19

As a Pennsylvanian I can confirm too that up here we all get them. Most likely Wyoming, Alaska and all your other redneck/country folk towns are

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vikky538 28

Yup. We get a raging boner in those stores

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PANDORUM89 21

my entire family can confirm this.

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ssnow_fml 20

Same thing happens to me at gun stores. I love my guns more than any girl I ever dated.

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SecundusSecunda 27

From YouTube, Happiness and Cyanide. /45glq7huJJc

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youdontsay123456 21

Happiness and cyanide? ...... Shame on you, at least get the name correct

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GreenArrow085 6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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deminchic 22

You've probably been hanging out with the wrong girls then.

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pjsr 32

It sounds like if you'd like to see his package more often, you need to start packing

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chosha_fml 26

Maybe you know all you need to know to decide your next move.

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EpicLeeGames 12

In all seriousness, his dick might fit in a ten bore...

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TheSiraffe 16

Ammosexualism is a real sexuality

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