Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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Shadowflames420 0
did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!
hotlips15 0
lmao did anyone see?
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wolfman2012 0
why were you wearing a jacket if you were enjoying the warm weather?
Vermelle 0
Just a comment at people who said the poster overreacted: Some people are fatally allergic to bees. They could die if they get stung. Now, tell me, do you think that's a pretty damn good reason to freak out and act irrational? ... Anyone who answers 'no' is an idiot.
heatherryo 0
50 is warmer than 30 but still requires a coat. yanno?
will90 5
pics or it didnt happen
xodorakay 0
@ 96 Pretty much the same thing happened to me. A wasp somehow found its way up my pant leg. I didn't even notice it until it stung me twice. Which I thought was just something poking sharp poking me until I felt something crawling. THEN I freaked out. Hahaha xD
paigeypooh2012 0
y'all are stupid. he or she is not exaggerating. i have a friend that is deathly allergic to bees. it is rational to react that way darlin', i feel your pain. however, i did laugh very hard when i read this. just know that i support you
sliimxshady 0
LOLOLOLOL.
dan81892 2
i don't know how anyone could say you deserved that, i would have freaked if something that i was allergic to was down my shirt.
ashleyy_fml 0
Hahahah! Yeah I don't get how people think you could deserve that. I've had that happen to me before, with strings on hoodies or like my hair and mistake them for some sort of insect. And especially since your allergic! I completely understand. That must have sucked if people where watching that scene and then you realizing it's nothing hahaha
Z_Bunny 0
Anyone who says you deserve it is just plain retarded. Many people will have potentially fatal reactions to just one bee sting , what people witnessed was the basic self preservation and survival instinct that every human has. Too bad everyone doesn't also have common sense firmly ingrained in there brains.