Miscellaneous: Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 952

Wardrobe malfunction

By Oh shirt! - 02/03/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take off my hoodie. Somehow my shirt came off with it, leaving me shirtless in public, as I sheepishly tried to put it back on. Not only were people staring, but there was a mother covering her son's eyes. FML

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You deserved it 210

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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You deserved it 37 759

Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 115

By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 616

Release the bees!

By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML

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You deserved it 91

Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

hotlips15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao did anyone see?

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hotlips15 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao did anyone see?

Gibby_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 18:04

YDI for being stupid enough to think the string on your jacket was a bee. that takes a special kind of stupid.

daniisme 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 10:41

if their highly allergic, then I can understand. I freak out about bugs all the time. And ur stupid for replying 2 first comment just 2 b on top.

nirvanafan980 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 2:23

139 ur stupid.

Loosechange 0

Friday 19 November 2010 22:30

How is 139 stupid all they did was reply to the person who replied to one, the person who replied to one is the stupid person.

vtoslayer_fml 8

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:31

you're stupid because you don't know the difference between 'their' and 'they're'

volley4eva1698 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:42

everyones stupid problem solved

Volke 4

Monday 15 August 2011 2:23

Thank you

Shadowflames420 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!

Fruit_Dealer 9

Friday 9 September 2011 19:47

Op is still retarded for freaking out that much. I'm allergic to wasps and when I see one I just kill it..

9echo 17

Tuesday 20 May 2014 15:32

Let's just say there was a buzz in town...

emery52 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

HAHAHAHA

emery52 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

HAHAHAHA

iiteddy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:02

lmao nicee

Mallika 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:03

wow this is like the fakest fml i have ever read. how the hell do you RIP OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES?!

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:03

yeah agreed #6

newb_01 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:04

dumb blonde is my guess.

nununu_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

niiiice hahaha

Iceman101101 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:07

i agree thius is stuupid and sounds rlly fake!

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Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML

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Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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Today, I saw a spider. My two year-old knows that I'm afraid of them, but in an attempt to not pass my phobia onto him, I said it was a piece of dirt. Now he thinks that I'm afraid of dirt. I did not think this through. FML

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Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML

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Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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Today, I realised that I keep both Naruto collecting cards and a condom in the same pocket of my wallet. Nothing says sexy quite like dropping a bunch of Gaara cards before getting it on. FML

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Today, I turned on the air conditioner in my room, even though it's absolutely freezing in there. Why? To drown about my mom and brother talking. My mom swears that they aren't arguing, but they're so damn loud that it doesn't even matter. They know I'm autistic and that I have hyperacusis. However, they don't care. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML

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