Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
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Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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Shadowflames420 0
did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!
hotlips15 0
lmao did anyone see?
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dspadres 0
I don't know if anyone else said this already but... if it was warm weather out then why were you wearing a jacket?
changster 0
are you a chick?
Lou_Briccant 0
That's gotta be some record. 5 of the first 15 comments are moderated.
snzizle 0
really???? no one questions number 47's comment? "a crustacean of sorts?" bees are not and never will be crustaceans. Lemme break it down for you: Bees and crustaceans are both part of the phylum Arthropoda, however, Crustaceans are a family within this phylum. Bees, on the other hand, are part of Insecta, another family within Arthropoda. So while bees and crustaceans are related, i literally laughed out loud and #47's retardedness. yeah. because we all know of the crustaceous bees, the common sea bee.
a_z_0_9__fml 0
hey #89 shove your encyclopedia back up your ass...its not a big deal
lolffsfml 0
woah #89, getting a bit technical there, although u are right.
Lou_Briccant 0
#90, It's obviously a big enough deal to you if you're getting your Victoria's Secrets up in a bunch.
a_z_0_9__fml 0
92, i was saying that someone offhandedly calling a bee a crustacean does not warrant a paragraph of know-it-allsy animal facts. and cute victoria's secret quip!!!11!!1!
kellster 2
Sucks! I would totally have done that with a spider, and I'm not even allergic!
ZuRG_fml 7
#86, "warmER" is relative. 20 is warmer than 10 but I'd still wear a jacket.