By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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24788 6

Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.

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Jeffo314 0

Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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24788 6

Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.

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nativebacon 0

Lol........ to be sitting outside, and all of a sudden have a bear pounce on your head. ........it's funnier in my mind......

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xenomorph 0

Or are you making a reference to this? (http://www.ilovebees.com/)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

# 1 and 61 - I thought you both typed "beans." That was hilarious, picturing beans. xP

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Ringmaster1 0

Ooh, bad luck. Remember not to wear it next time.

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lakaiskate 12

I don't understand the necessity of putting "expensive". I do not think anyone cares.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

#102 If anything they deserve it for spending a lot of money on conditioner. Conditioner is one of those products which cheap or expensive is still just conditioner. OP you gullible consumer

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glykoula09 0

I probably wouldve shittt myself I'm terrified of bees.... 3rd

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fmlforever_2 0

#3 im with u my sis got stung in the temples by some bees and now im ******* scared shitless wen i see one lol but that sucks OP wat type of conditioner was it? FYL for sure

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katiedoll6 7

Ugghh I hate bees but I despise wasps

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cd_130 0

Dame that suck atleast I didn't get stung by them ! LOL

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redbluegreen 40

It probably smells like fruit and you wore bright colors or black. Seriously. It happens all the time.

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

That happened to me with a very sweet smelling hair spray. Whenever I walked around or rode my bike large amounts of insects would collect in my hair. Once I was riding my bike and when I ran a hand through my hair, a bee that had been hiding there stung my hand.

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sillypuppy 0

Ouch! Sorry to hear that. Did it hurt? O_o

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4dakill 0

Could have just been the fact that you were EATING outside MAYBE?? just a thought

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

Nah, some hair products really do that. Especially the ones with sweet fruit-like smells.

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beautifulskies 0

I agree, i highly doubt it was the conditioner, why did you come to that conclusion anyway? does it SAY that on the bottle? You were probably eating a honey sandwich on honey oat bread and drinking honey flavored pop

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your_face 15

I was thinking along the same lines - how can you be sure it was the conditioner?

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crapthisismylife 0

Then the bees would probably have gone to the food. If she thinks they are attracted to the conditioner they probably flocked to her hair.

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Jeffo314 0

Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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getgo57 0

there is a morning talk show in Detroit called "mojo in the morning" and they do phone scams and one if them was just like that except it had to do with a salon

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qetzacoatl122112 0

So obviously she was copying that, I mean there is no other logical explanation.

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