By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States 10 1 10 65 Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 071 You deserved it 96 960 Tweet Share
By MarcusJones713 - 08/04/2009 11:17 - United States 0 2 6 32 Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invited me to do a few bench presses. Since I'd never done any before, I decided to start with no weights on the bar and work my way up from there. I wound up pinned beneath the bar, calling for my friend to come free me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 785 You deserved it 22 646 Tweet Share