Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
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Shadowflames420 0
did you look good half naked? if you did, who cares!
hotlips15 0
lmao did anyone see?
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xxsarxx 0
I am not deathly allergic to bees, but for some reason ever since I got stung (and I wasnt even moving when it happend), I have been scared of them. If theres one anywhere near me im gone. So I could definitely see myself doign this. The last thing Im goign to think abuot if I think a bee flys down my shirt is "stay still" lol. That sucks for you though, I feel for ya
yesbutnotyou 0
that's embarrassing, true, but definitely understandable. I'm not allergic to bees, but due to an unfortunate incident in childhood, I'm pretty scared of them. So I probably would have done the same thing.
manic44 0
I Bet All The Boys In Your Class Loved Your New Look
gothymama 0
I'm giving you a FYL because I totally freak out at anything that looks or sounds like a bee too. Can't stand 'em!
aboweam 0
Haasaaa haasaaa
dramakat11 0
lol I always think bugs are crawling on me. It's usually my hair or a jacket string.
Avenging_Angel 0
I'd say it's time to lay off the LSD
qwertification 0
for youre sake i hope your a guy cuz if youre a girl guys would take pics
Seems2BBadLuck 0
HAHHHA! I rofl'd at this one. Comedy material!
moon21_fml 0
ROFL that is too funny!