By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, my girl and I were in bed trying to nap before class. She kept tossing and turning, obvious signs that she was having no luck. Sweetly, I ask her if there was anything I could do to help her relax. She says "you can tell me a story about your day, that always puts me to sleep". FML
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i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

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ouch, Did she say it in a bitchy tone or not? She may have just been kidding... 1st

I don't think it was meant to sound bitchy. Maybe she falls asleep when stories are told to her. Just a thought

i think people should start a new trend. instead of saying "first" like an asshole, i think they should brag about being the 69th comment =P

seems like she's a bitch and you need to just get rid of her... you could do better than that.

good sense of humor, keep her!!!

Put her to sleep then have your way with her

Maybe she was grumpy because of no sleep :/

#2 I know ur jealous I beat you =-P...9th HAHA at #6

I don't see the problem here, really, unless she said it in a mean way. I've been told the same thing before, but what she meant was that listening to me talk made her feel safe and comfortable and relaxed her so she could rest more easily, and by telling her about my day I could just talk without her having to worry about responding. This is actually a really good thing; relish in it.

what a bitch. she doesn't deserve you