Bugging out

By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year-old guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 549
You deserved it 8 434

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I'd do the exact same thing, but then again I'm a 14 year old girl.

I am sure we all would have done the same, you're not alone OP!

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I'd do the exact same thing, but then again I'm a 14 year old girl.

I'm a fourteen year old girl too! *highfive*

I went through a similar situation, only it was quite the opposite. I felt something ticklish on my neck, and brushed it thinking they were my hair. A while later I felt the same deeper into my shirt. It turned out to be a spider. I turned the building upside down with my screams.

One time I scratched my head and felt a small ball in my hair. I took it out and held it thinking it was a pebble. Then it starting to open up into legs and wiggle. Terrifying.

Once I was on the toilet and could hear some noise coming from the beam above, I just thought it was my cat as she loves climbing them, I looked up and turns out it was a snake. I lost 10 years off my life that day.

I'm almost 15 and I'd probably do that xD

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A STRONG PERSON I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF

One time there was a snake outside my house and my cat beat the shit out of it while I ran around my front yard screaming.

That's understandable. Being a Canadian, I can only imagine the massive creepy crawlies in Jordan.

I am sure we all would have done the same, you're not alone OP!

I tend to do it when a rogue hair falls onto the back of my neck.

Sometimes I find spiky balls and put them in people's shirt collars. I'm sure your screams sounded similar.

"I'm sure your screams sound similar" wow

Calm down satan

Well, you're kind of s jerk, huh?

sounds like fun, record their reactions you could be you tube famous

Happens to the best of us OP...You're Only human

CAUSE I AM ONLY HUMAAAAN

Hi sir could you please turn in your man card? Thanks

Oh please. You would've done the same exact thing.

I wouldn't have. They are just insects or in this case a price tag.

Now #22, if I turned around and saw you, I'd scream like a little girl

Know them feels. 27 and still can't handle bugs even when they're not really bugs...

Must have been anTAGonising !

Price tags can be scary but it's usually the price that gets me not the tag attaging me.

I wouldn't blame you, they feel like tiny cacti.