Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
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Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.
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Comments (117)
charvisioku 22
If the space was big enough, I would've quickly jabbed the tampon into her eye.
DocBastard 38
Whenever I catch someone making awkward eye contact, I look them right in the eye and say "CAN I HELP YOU?" Then the awkwardness is on them. Every time.
gracehi 31
Unless they say, "I sure hope so. Are you a doctor?" Then the awkwardness ball is back in your awkward court, Doc.
Master0fTheDark 13
then you reply, yes, yes I am! then it is back to them to think of a problem!
matt98_fml 13
That's one of the reasons why I hate going to public restrooms. Creepers..
wlddog 14
Because people watch you change your tampons? Is that a constant problem for you, or only in public bathrooms?
RedPillSucks 31
Because at home he can change tampons and only be concerned about the watchful eye of his mom and the dog.
wlddog 14
Well excuse me for being a dog. We get bored easily. Its not like you let use chew the couch up anymore. And we know whats going on in the house before anyone else does. Our nose works like a thousand times better then yours, and our hearing is way better. Course, we do type online slower, but thems the breaks.
awaydoggy 8
dude，you are a guy
strike2867 13
This would have been funnier if it said fviz (man).
skyeyez9 24
Come to think of it, I realized that in most public restrooms, its common to to see some of the door locks are missing. Do people actually go inside there with an electric screwdriver and steal them?
billyz77 24
Yeah, sorry about that, OP. Please pardon me, but I was just going to ask if you had any Grey Poupon?
honestjane 22
"But of course." *hands you the jar*
RedPillSucks 31
*jar is filled with used tampons*
LightsxOut 10
Come on, you're just ovary acting.
cass1_l0ve 13
Bloody hell! I see what you did there ^.^
allie2590 31
Your profile pic is so perfect for this FML.
wlddog 14
You have just made me question my "I Love Noor" card. I never thought this day would come. Feels like a part of me just died a little bit. The mental image is just too disturbing.
Angelrae 5
Well that's creepy. :s at least they didn't try to get in...
thatpeachyperson 12
Maybe this happened to Giovanna Plowman too many times.