Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.
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Comments (117)
cass1_l0ve 13
That's when you hold eye contact, pull it out, and pretend to eat your tampon. Freak her out!
omgcyndaquil 23
How does one pretend to eat a tampon? Either you eat it or you don't.
wlddog 14
Well... I can believe that.
tricialynn86 3
This may sound gross but I would have shoved my tampon in their eye
wlddog 14
Yep. It sounds gross.
stevo918 3
Why I hate public bathrooms have had people peep in on me before
poccocurantes 7
At least they didn't check out your profile on FML. Creepers!
billyz77 24
If you don't want people looking at your profile, don't have one. The whole idea of a profile is to meet new people and you can't do that without clicking on a pic. Not everyone is a creeper.
poccocurantes 7
It was sarcasm. Read some of the profiles.
Mikss 5
This is just plain crazy. What is wrong with people
Ultradmac 9
burned into my mind, txs
Pleonasm 35
A little strange, and a little off target.
jackiemora 18
Another reason why I hate public bathrooms, afraid to see through that little space between the doors.
gracehi 31
Reminds me of boot camp. At boot camp, the bathroom stalls don't have doors at all. And in the military, you have to give urine samples for drug testing, and when you do, someone has to watch the urine leave your urethra.