Love: Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could...

By Betsydoll - 29/03/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:24

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

PlasticShark 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:38

"But i DO pretend to ******!"

Comments

plethora 3

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:18

Dude, way to lead in with your chin. YDI for making it so easy. Edit: first!

philly1128 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:54

wats a tiff??

iBiteRoses 22

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:27

It's a fight or argument, like a squabble or something ? IDK

Kamon97 23

Thursday 26 September 2013 15:47

Sooo why are you with him again?

Kylaka 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:20

Douche. Kick him in the junk. But for the record you shouldn't play the reverse psychology game. It backfires.

azurablade 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:40

what's a tiff?

AliceSaysFYL 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 9:28

An arguement

burninfate 0

Monday 4 October 2010 15:58

kick him in the junk? idc if you are a guy or a girl go **** yourself

waffle3z 6

Sunday 3 March 2013 3:13

No. Do not kick someone in the junk. Ever.

horyo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:24

Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.

jumalauta 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:33

That question ends relationships.

Ambrielle 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:58

...it's not a question.

iiTsAJ 5

Friday 20 April 2012 16:23

Yeah.

CarlosDanger 12

Tuesday 2 September 2014 18:42

It is. Op did not put a question mark, but it still is a question.

vxjazz 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:38

Don't break up about this....

PlasticShark 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:38

"But i DO pretend to ******!"

Frankinatore98 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:52

Lol

youreawhore 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:41

Hahahaha #3 and #6! XD Indeed, that's the best way to go about it. It was probably a slip of his tongue? I've done it before, when I got scolded for not paying attention. "What! How can you say that?! I do pretend to pay attention! ... Oh wait, no..."

EvilLittleGirl 24

Wednesday 7 January 2015 0:45

I've done this but not by accident

kanelle_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:43

Ouch. and ur dating this guy because?

KristianProof 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 12:48

Agree with #7

markh110 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:20

Probably in the spurr of the moment because you guys were just fighting? I mean, I know you were there and had to listen to him say it, so we can't actually know how you interpreted it or the way he said it, but take it from some random guy on the internet, that it SOUNDS like he was only saying it to piss you off because you guys had just been fighting, yeah? Maybe talk to him when he's calmed down?