By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 996
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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.

Santa dont leave no message

Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p

Regardless of how you make your living everyone is a critic.

Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.

At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D

Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...

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Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.

After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..

Everyone's a critic, don't you know?

you- *singing a song* thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*

*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.

All they took was random show articles? clearly an inside job.

SHOWER* oops.