By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Fortuitous 0
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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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Freeze_fml 16
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More people need to receive notes like these.

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Fortuitous 0
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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.

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xstaticdelta 6
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Santa dont leave no message

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soiheardyoufaile 4
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Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p

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unidentified_sta 5
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Regardless of how you make your living everyone is a critic.

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SynchronicityII 0
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Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.

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pamelax3 6
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At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D

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Autoshot 9
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Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...

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Freeze_fml 16
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More people need to receive notes like these.

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Doortje 29
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Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.

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DakotaCat 4
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After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..

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Filitov 0
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Everyone's a critic, don't you know?

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zp5 4
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you- *singing a song* thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*

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nocanhaz 4
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*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.

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worldclass 0
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All they took was random show articles? clearly an inside job.

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worldclass 0
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SHOWER* oops.

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