FML : Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note...

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Monday 13 December 2010 18:10 / United States

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By Fortuitous | 0

#1840091 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:00

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1840152 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:11

More people need to receive notes like these.

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By Fortuitous | 0

#1840091 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:00

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1840524 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 2:13

it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.

xstaticdelta | 6

#1840973 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:24

Santa dont leave no message

soiheardyoufaile | 4

#1842257 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:08

Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p

By Doopliss01 | 0

#1840097 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:01

Whahahahaha

By unidentified_sta | 5

#1840112 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:03

Regardless of how you make your living everyone is a critic.

lag96 | 7

#1840308 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:46

true

By SynchronicityII | 0

#1840126 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:06

Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.

By pamelax3 | 6

#1840128 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:07

At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D

Autoshot | 9

#1840144 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:09

Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...

spade1997 | 0

#1840696 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:35

#5 fail

By Freeze_fml | 16

#1840152 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:11

More people need to receive notes like these.

Doortje | 28

#1840190 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:20

Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.

By DakotaCat | 4

#1840217 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:26

After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..

By Filitov | 0

#1840229 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:29

Everyone's a critic, don't you know?

By zp5 | 4

#1840258 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:37

you- *singing a song*
thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*

nocanhaz | 4

#1840298 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:43

*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.

By worldclass | 0

#1840347 - Monday 13 December 2010 23:58

All they took was random show articles? clearly an inside job.

worldclass | 0

#1840993 - Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:29

SHOWER* oops.

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