Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Fortuitous
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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.
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Freeze_fml
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More people need to receive notes like these.
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Fortuitous
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That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.
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mamamiaaa_fml
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it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.
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xstaticdelta
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Santa dont leave no message
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soiheardyoufaile
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Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p
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Doopliss01
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Whahahahaha
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unidentified_sta
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Regardless of how you make your living everyone is a critic.
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lag96
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true
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SynchronicityII
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Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.
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pamelax3
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At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D
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Autoshot
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Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...
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spade1997
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#5 fail
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Freeze_fml
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More people need to receive notes like these.
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Doortje
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Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.
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DakotaCat
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After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..
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Filitov
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Everyone's a critic, don't you know?
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zp5
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you- *singing a song*
thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*
thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*
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nocanhaz
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*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.
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worldclass
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All they took was random show articles? clearly an inside job.
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worldclass
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SHOWER* oops.