By bathroomgirl - United States
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I don't like your profile maddog. You started with an insult, followed by a "mother" joke (which lost it's hilarity looong ago), then followed with a compliment? Too contradictory.

Also: KaySL is the female version of God on FML, except she only strikes when idiots need to be punished.

I have creeped your profile, commented, and stated my opinion. Take it as you will.

  KaySL  |  24

Oh, themaddog, poor you to be so butthurt you dedicate a part of your profile to me. That's very sad, and it's breaking my poor little heart. CryMoreFMLs is right, minus the god part - I only creep out to attack complete idiots such as yourself. What possessed you to make such a sorry excuse of a comment like that anyway? But I think it's past your curfew now. You'd best hurry off to bed before your mommy spanks your delicate little ass.

  Simpson143  |  2

"There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man. And bring him to the ground. You can beat him. You can cheat him. You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down." I love that song!