By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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staychill 16

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?


staychill 16

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

OP should have obviously joined in.

That other guy owns.

Pixxio_O 11

That my friend, was bonding :')

What song were you singing?

^ that new damn Rebecca black song.

Pixxio_O 11

Yup because it was her 'moment' in the toilet...

"Drop it like a pro! Drop it like pro"

iluvboobies 9

Should have harmonized together, OP. And should've used farts to lay down a nice beat.

NoWaySick 0

she was singin "Siitin on a toilet" reference to =3 **

Yeah, I'm with 64, like what's wrong with a little bathroom acapella?

don't tell me what to do. I can song wherever I wanna fool. XD

75 RWJ rules. If that happened to me I'd be like " are you done?" then yell regardless of answer " WELL SHADDAP THEN!!!"

imthatguythatdid 0

Yes i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! (i jizzed inmypants, yes-i-jizzedinmypants) AHHHH-UHH-UH

How do you sing sarcastically?

fadingfaith 4

#139 sing the song Friday. Does that answer your question?

Y'all shoulda just broken out in a duet then and there!

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

Jvr91 8

Yeah maybe he just likes that song too

I hope it was sarcastic. That'd make this fml as sweet as op described it.

hey at least it wasn't awkward ;)

elmogoezRAWR 0

That awkward moment where you wink at someone while talking about the lack of awkwardness.

lilpoet257 2

I've had that happen before

Except when it happened to you, you were taking it up the pooper.

I don't like your profile maddog. You started with an insult, followed by a "mother" joke (which lost it's hilarity looong ago), then followed with a compliment? Too contradictory. Also: KaySL is the female version of God on FML, except she only strikes when idiots need to be punished. I have creeped your profile, commented, and stated my opinion. Take it as you will.

98 KaySL is actually genderless.

Says KaySL is a Miss... Oh well... Nobody lies on the internet...

gynoid 0


I'm on here like 24/7 for like 3 years & never heard of her...

Save it for the shower. It's much safer there!

Unless unknowingly, another person is in the shower with you. And you drop the soap.

iianalove987 7

Buddy the elf? :)

...or is it?

I would have kept singing. ^_^

nineoclockstart 0

I know u! From opinionaided! :p

Sing in harmony XD

"Doop, doop, doop, doop, another one bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust yeah...."

Another one bites the dust!

Hey, I'm gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!

"There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man. And bring him to the ground. You can beat him. You can cheat him. You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down." I love that song!

The three of you are full of win.

Never had a bathroom musical before?

Sounds ten times better than high school musical.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Stinks less, too,

Should have started singing louder

bthomas0319 2

This isn't an FML, it's just creepy..

bthomas0319 2

Thanks, FML Team(: