By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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staychill 16

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

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goin4Ayog 0

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

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staychill 16

yeah, don't sing in a bathroom that isn't your own.

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genesisnirvana 11

OP should have obviously joined in.

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gntfmlingnow 12

That other guy owns.

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Pixxio_O 11

That my friend, was bonding :')

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daisyloo 7

What song were you singing?

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themaddog 0

^ that new damn Rebecca black song.

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Pixxio_O 11

Yup because it was her 'moment' in the toilet...

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lackofhobby 2

"Drop it like a pro! Drop it like pro"

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iluvboobies 9

Should have harmonized together, OP. And should've used farts to lay down a nice beat.

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NoWaySick 0

she was singin "Siitin on a toilet" reference to =3 **

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bagginzy 14

Yeah, I'm with 64, like what's wrong with a little bathroom acapella?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

don't tell me what to do. I can song wherever I wanna fool. XD

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Elphieba 4

75 RWJ rules. If that happened to me I'd be like " are you done?" then yell regardless of answer " WELL SHADDAP THEN!!!"

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imthatguythatdid 0

Yes i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!! (i jizzed inmypants, yes-i-jizzedinmypants) AHHHH-UHH-UH

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schmelia 10

How do you sing sarcastically?

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fadingfaith 4

#139 sing the song Friday. Does that answer your question?

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tx_beast 5

Y'all shoulda just broken out in a duet then and there!

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goin4Ayog 0

maybe it wasn't sarcastic?

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Jvr91 8

Yeah maybe he just likes that song too

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docscientist 9

I hope it was sarcastic. That'd make this fml as sweet as op described it.

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annasworld 3

hey at least it wasn't awkward ;)

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elmogoezRAWR 0

That awkward moment where you wink at someone while talking about the lack of awkwardness.

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lilpoet257 2

I've had that happen before

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themaddog 0

Except when it happened to you, you were taking it up the pooper.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I don't like your profile maddog. You started with an insult, followed by a "mother" joke (which lost it's hilarity looong ago), then followed with a compliment? Too contradictory. Also: KaySL is the female version of God on FML, except she only strikes when idiots need to be punished. I have creeped your profile, commented, and stated my opinion. Take it as you will.

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MrSassypants 32

98 KaySL is actually genderless.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Says KaySL is a Miss... Oh well... Nobody lies on the internet...

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gynoid 0

BOOM!

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lil_ham1644 29

I'm on here like 24/7 for like 3 years & never heard of her...

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bellakaykid 6

Save it for the shower. It's much safer there!

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themaddog 0

Unless unknowingly, another person is in the shower with you. And you drop the soap.

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iianalove987 7

Buddy the elf? :)

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alic3g 0

...or is it?

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97soccerluv 4

I would have kept singing. ^_^

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nineoclockstart 0

I know u! From opinionaided! :p

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shamille 5

Sing in harmony XD

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HomeAl0ne 20

"Doop, doop, doop, doop, another one bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust yeah...."

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themaddog 0

Another one bites the dust!

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Hey, I'm gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!

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Simpson143 2

"There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man. And bring him to the ground. You can beat him. You can cheat him. You can treat him bad, and leave him when he's down." I love that song!

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cabbitt 0

The three of you are full of win.

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Awahso 25

Never had a bathroom musical before?

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MrSassypants 32

Sounds ten times better than high school musical.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Stinks less, too,

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taytoc 10

Should have started singing louder

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bthomas0319 2

This isn't an FML, it's just creepy..

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bthomas0319 2

Thanks, FML Team(:

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