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Show it anywayYes, she should've known and promptly hopped out of the shower, grabbed her double barrel shotgun that she conveniently keeps by the toilet and gone after him. That's what any sane person would've done!
I prefer a pump myself.
well it probably wouldnt be the only pump action in the bathroom.
Usually when I call out to someone and they don't reply, I assume they didn't hear me. Not that they're a burglar who's broken into my house.
Robbers need love too I guess... And TV's and stereos by the sound of things.
atleast they didn't come after you
Maybe your I love you will make them think about it and return your stuff next time you're in the shower. Unlikely, but not impossible
In a parallel universe I'm a mermaid. Sometimes that's the only thing that gets me through the day.
Just be glad they didn't take the "I love you" as an invitation..
No! People always say that in horror movies, and look how it ends for them.
That's not weird, that's how my husband and I greet each other when we hear the other come in. It's nice :)
At least you came out of the situation unharmed.
I guess you could say OP got the "cold shoulder". Though OP did forget to mention the robber stole his heart too.
Her heart.
No
Yeah I rushed the FML :(
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atleast they didn't come after you
Just be glad they didn't take the "I love you" as an invitation..