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By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 July 2016 00:56 / Canada - Concord
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By  soodytheboi  |  23

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML"
-The Fan

Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

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  Tripartita  |  44

Alright, I guess I'll kick things off. Once, I thought I found a four leaf clover, but it was really just a three leafed clover and forced perspective. Then a black cat crossed my path.

Anyone else?

By  soodytheboi  |  23

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML"
-The Fan

Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

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