By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 168
You deserved it 1 571

Same thing different taste

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"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

Wow, uh, ouch. Hopefully your face or...Other parts of you aren't broken or otherwise butchered after that. FYL.

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Wow, uh, ouch. Hopefully your face or...Other parts of you aren't broken or otherwise butchered after that. FYL.

Alright, I guess I'll kick things off. Once, I thought I found a four leaf clover, but it was really just a three leafed clover and forced perspective. Then a black cat crossed my path. Anyone else?

Once, I broke a mirror on Friday the 13th, while walking under a ladder.

I once wrote "666" on a piece of paper, and Satan appeared and killed me.

FutureUSM 16

Well, that's what you get for sharing a room with Wile E. Coyote.

"Today, I was spinning around, doing my job, when all of a sudden the guy who sleeps on the top bunk fell onto me. FML" -The Fan Seriously though, I hope you're okay cuz that seems like it would hurt.

Justy101 23

Next on, reasons why bunk beds are evil.

Ouch, sorry OP. What in the world were you dreaming? Do you not have side railings up there?

Sounds like a fantastic way to start your day!

That sucks! Hopefully nothing hurt or if it did it gets better!

orangejubejube 20
Gormack 3

Was the fan running from you?