By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Fortuitous 0

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

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Freeze_fml 16

More people need to receive notes like these.

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DocBastard 38

This obviously didn't happen in South Africa, where the thieves trip over your cat and leave an apologetic note.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Definately not Doc! This thief is not nearly as polite!

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QuitetheDuffles 0

it wasn't a robbery, you idiot, it was a burglary. know the difference

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largsexy 1

Fag there's no difference douch bag

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RosiePatosie 0

Who cares about what the robber thinks? hahah

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honey5183 2

liar no thief is going to take the time to write a note

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kalejaxson 5

Next time don't leave your front door open while you're showering. Probably the neighbors heard you and decided to teach you a lesson so they would never have to hear you sing again. And then on their way out, they decided to do a little Christmas shopping.

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narrowords 18

You were burglarized, actually. Does anybody know the difference anymore?

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Bawxy 0

Nobody cares anymore...

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fruityloopz 4

couldn't you get fingerprints taken from the note and find the burglar?

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