By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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MellisaTatum 6

Haha, I'm sorry but this just made my night. :D Oh, and ByTheWay, if you think this is an FML get a freaking sense if humor. Mkay, thanks(:

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babygurl329 0

Yep, you have a winner there. you better hold onto that one!

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monicaaimee 0

I woulda punched the shit out of his "shark" for putting it on my face. wtf.

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sweet_candy_ 17

That is so funny.You have cool boyfriend op.

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gryarya 0

that is just funny why ru complaining!?

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stevensbabe 0

hahahaha awesome:)

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