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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
That would be awesome, no one in Africa, then I'd move there for some peace and quiet! :D
Because your friend is dumb, your life is F'd? How about the people in Africa you were talking about?
Yeah i dont see the problem. You only have to move over a seventh of the world's population, find enough inhabitable land for them to live on, and spend trillions to give them basic needs. Your friend should run for congress cause that plan is foolproof
Better yet, all americans move to Africa. We stimulate the economy and eventually make it part the union. That's right all of Africa. Of corse while we're away we'll need somone to house sit. So we lease the U.S. to mexico. The can't keep up the payments so we take back the U.S. and Mexico to cover their debt. Now we have U.S., mexico, and a brand new Africa.
That's kinda what it is now...
25, in reality, if you took every person in the world (or north America; I can't remember which), and gave them a 6x6 area of land, you could fit everyone in the state of Texas. The problem isn't overpopulation; the problem is spreading out more instead of having everyone crowded in cities while there is so much rural land that can be populated
Me neither
6x6 what ?!? 6x6 feet, inches, miles, yards, kilometers?!?? WTF
But how will all of this stop Kony! Lol
You were talking about Kony, weren't you?
Were you the stupid friend?
What the actual ****...
Am I the only one who got the Futurama reference 1 made?
Yeah you can go with all the hippies to mars
I have a friend that asked if we could visit the night market in the morning. She was actually being serious.
Amen
If you don't like Earth, then you can just GIT OUT! (south park reference)
I hope it wasn't about Kony bullshit
If this planet is so bad, why don't we all just leave?
The problem with these people is that they are so dumb, they don't even understand how dumb they are.
By god! Your friend is a genius!
Stupidity knows no limits, or its ignorance as well?!
The UN and other countries have sent foo and supplies to Africa, you know what thy did? they shot the hell outta them and thats why people dont care because they dont want things like the "Black Hawk Down" incident occuring.
Seriously, kenya believe tha?
Thats not really an FML
Uganda be kidding me!
No
No ma'am, you fail
Definately a fail since people are liking the comment
I thought it was pretty witty.
Btw i was being sarcastic
Im Ghana be serious with you, these puns have got Togo. Zimbabwe.
Somewhere Zaire's a comedian getting new material.
No puns about Egypt? Tut Tut Tut
Kenya believe it?
I'm going to assume you are white Americans who live in the burbs/ rich part of town
Way go be stereotypical!
*to be. Oops, not sure how that happened.
And I'm guessing ur a black immigrant who followed his advice
I'm going to assume you are a complete ******* idiot. But some part me knows that it's a fact.
Seriously, Kenya be more stupid?
Annnnd... pun butchered.
How about a C-C-congo breaker? :D
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You guys are acting rather Senegal.
Have any of you guys ever Benin a combo like this before?
You need new friends.
*Facepalm*
No words needed
This isn't a FML. You just have stupid friends.
kony 2012
Perdix, I've been reading fmls for awhile now and I always see your comments. They make me laugh so hard haha keep doing it you'll get noticed soon!
89, get noticed soon....perdix is like an fml celebrity. Look at peoples profiles he's always on their ” things/people I like”, along with Docbasterd
eh see i knew it? i just love seeing your comments everywhere there so differently funny with some random connections. glad your noticed!
perdix and docbastard comments next to each other, docbastard is winning...
93 = noob. But I suppose we were all there once.
I thumbs down you whenever I see your comments because personally I think you sound like an idiot 90% of the time.
lets take a look at the FML hierarchy first we have the mods rule #1 DONT **** WITH THEM then we have docbastard and predix and I guess boners before he died next come popularish regular commenters like myself and a few others that don't make it onto the favorite commenters list often then there's the normal folks that come to grammar nazi And the n00bs that try to hard come last (I really need to punctuate this)
*too hard damn I was in a rush to type this its full of bad grammar
Lol at your food chain description, and your reference to your bad-self!
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Uganda be kidding me!
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.