Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
What an ungrateful b!tch!
perdix 31
A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!
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Comments (56)
x_Cupcakes 0
What an ungrateful b!tch!
foshizzle33 0
oh wow you bought her a bottle of water, you deserved to be robbed from
Juliaa15 6
^my thoughts exactly.^
Bobissmall 13
If you're angry enough to break into cars as revenge, you probably don't pay attention to whos care it is. So FYL, but when she realises she will probably feel bad... if that helps...
Falcon_My_Life 0
Sue
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
reminds me of how I helped robert downey jnr get drugs. how does he repay me? by buying me a transsexual hooker...
ThatsAfurry 9
thats terrible, she should get put into some serious anger management classes
theybebitchin 4
pim slap her!
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
who's pim?
jaqie 0
tha girl from Phil of the future
Cjw1220 0
Show her who's boss. Break into her house and light her bed on fire.
SirEBC 7
Eminem?
SirEBC 7
Anger is a bitch.
spoo 24
call the police. get stuff back (+ any repair expenses +time lost)... not the end of the world.
machiko_fml 0
I mean if you call the police you'd get your stuff back.. right.?
burritosrgood 12
Turd
McMan 23
Come on people you should realize by now with all the other FMLs like this, karma is the type of asshole who won't return the favour. FYL.
honeybunches88 5
I love all the bitchy comments on here complaining about the OP's coworker being a bitch. :)
McMan 23
I do believe the OP's coworker acted in an inappropriate manner that could only be described in a one way and please do forgive me, a bitch. Better? :P
Mirorbo 27
No good deed goes unpunished, darling. That's why I prefer a life of crime myself. Karma screws you either way!~
ohsnapsnoudidnt 0
So breaking into OP home, having your way with her..... Would that be so bad for the stuff that she took from you