Work, Public freakouts and Transportation: FREAKOUT!

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

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By Toast514 - 29/07/2009 23:49 - Canada

Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML

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By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney

Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML

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The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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I don't wanna, I don't think so

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 00:00

Today, I had to fire an employee for the first time in my life. She broke something that keeps breaking on its own, but she didn't report it. HR made me fire her. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Ross R - 27/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Richland

Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML

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Unfair dismissal

By Feijoo - 16/12/2021 11:01

Today, while working at the store, a lady grabbed a bunch of T-shirts and started talking on the phone. She then walked out the store with them. I ran after her, and she sprays me with mace telling me to not interrupt her while on the phone. My eyes burned for hours. Oh, and I was fired because of the huge loss. FML

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You deserved it 95

By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:57

What an ungrateful b!tch!

perdix 29

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:50

A bottle of water is not a good enough bribe to prevent a car break-in. A bottle of Jack might have done the trick!

Comments

x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:57

What an ungrateful b!tch!

foshizzle33 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:20

oh wow you bought her a bottle of water, you deserved to be robbed from

Juliaa15 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:42

^my thoughts exactly.^

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 20 January 2011 1:08

If you're angry enough to break into cars as revenge, you probably don't pay attention to whos care it is. So FYL, but when she realises she will probably feel bad... if that helps...

Falcon_My_Life 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:23

Sue

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 3:39

reminds me of how I helped robert downey jnr get drugs. how does he repay me? by buying me a transsexual hooker...

ThatsAfurry 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:58

thats terrible, she should get put into some serious anger management classes

theybebitchin 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:00

pim slap her!

m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:23

who's pim?

jaqie 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 16:42

tha girl from Phil of the future

Cjw1220 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:03

Show her who's boss. Break into her house and light her bed on fire.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:12

Eminem?

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:04

Anger is a bitch.

spoo 24

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:05

call the police. get stuff back (+ any repair expenses +time lost)... not the end of the world.

machiko_fml 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:07

I mean if you call the police you'd get your stuff back.. right.?

burritosrgood 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 6:34

Turd

McMan 23

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:17

Come on people you should realize by now with all the other FMLs like this, karma is the type of asshole who won't return the favour. FYL.

honeybunches88 5

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:23

I love all the bitchy comments on here complaining about the OP's coworker being a bitch. :)

McMan 23

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:31

I do believe the OP's coworker acted in an inappropriate manner that could only be described in a one way and please do forgive me, a bitch. Better? :P