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FEED THE SHARK!
haha
That's amazing.
lol hahaha
wait shouldn't she be the shark?
throw a harpoon at it before it eats u!!!!
You better eat the shark before it eats you.
Lol
i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(
LMAO Gregor nice one.
Why was she out of the kitchen? Did someone put a couch in there?
#127.. you're a tossa.
don't be a sexist douche 127
WTF?!?!
At least he didn't pull a fly out of his penis.
ba dum cha! should have grabbed his balls and told him to keep it zipped up until you say otherwise
win ^
wow get a Life 151..
Sounds like a bamf boyfriend!
I have to agree. Unless you were having the shittiest day ever, this is funny and sweet, in a sick way. If your senses of humour are so incompatible that you feel this is an FML, you're probably not going to last long as a couple.
Well said!^
is that a pig?
I wish I could give this post more thumbs up...
You should have given him some hammerhead.
and some great white as reward
hahhaha! (:
haha thats funny
...and she will have some great white as a reward, if she doesn't bite! |the kid|
Heh..those comments are /oozing/ with win...
Hahahaha ultra win ^^^^
how does that make him ignorant?
i would like to high five your boyfriend
I would imagine there is a good chance he has two hands... or could wash them after the hilarity has ensued. Personally I'm sure everyone touches their privates at some point during the day but what do I know. I wanna high five this guy too!
hey!!! maybe this guy wants to high five that guys mmkay hand!!! or his mmkay itself!!! who knows!!! XP
Would you say your boyfriend was a Great White or a guppy?
what if he's black? I know, I'm terrible but I'm sorry, I couldn't help my self.
lol what about a bamboo shark for Asian?
It's not the size of the shark... It's the motion if the ocean.
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FEED THE SHARK!
i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(