haha

haha

lol jaws dies... so slap it around a few times, it'll die

That's amazing.

def not a FML if he's hot, get someee

or if you love him ofcourse ;)

I like 143's point of view, it's kinda hot

lol hahaha

open wide!

wait shouldn't she be the shark?

Yeah the shark will swallow you whole

throw a harpoon at it before it eats u!!!!

lmao

ok now that wasn't funny

You better eat the shark before it eats you.

Lol

LMAO Gregor nice one.

Why was she out of the kitchen? Did someone put a couch in there?

#127.. you're a tossa.

don't be a sexist douche 127

At least he didn't pull a fly out of his penis.

ba dum cha! should have grabbed his balls and told him to keep it zipped up until you say otherwise

win ^

wow get a Life 151..

Where did that come from 169?

ok?151 soundss kindaaa creepy.. :O dammit i dont get the fisherman humor-___-

I know rite!! :)

she is a wife type. marry her!

I agree if u don't I will

wow really??

I have to agree. Unless you were having the shittiest day ever, this is funny and sweet, in a sick way. If your senses of humour are so incompatible that you feel this is an FML, you're probably not going to last long as a couple.

Well said!^

is that a pig?

I wish I could give this post more thumbs up...

and some great white as reward

hahhaha! (:

wow

haha thats funny

lol

she should have eaten the shark...

...and she will have some great white as a reward, if she doesn't bite! |the kid|

Heh..those comments are /oozing/ with win...

you're so ignorant you can't even use the term ignorant correctly.

Hahahaha ultra win ^^^^

Allow me to rephrase my comment, "Normally I call somebody who did that ignorant" of course meaning ignorant to what people will and will not tolerate.

how does that make him ignorant?

haha

but his hand was on his.....mmkay

I would imagine there is a good chance he has two hands... or could wash them after the hilarity has ensued. Personally I'm sure everyone touches their privates at some point during the day but what do I know. I wanna high five this guy too!

hey!!! maybe this guy wants to high five that guys mmkay hand!!! or his mmkay itself!!! who knows!!! XP

what if he's black? I know, I'm terrible but I'm sorry, I couldn't help my self.

And if he's Asian.. Lemon shark.

lol what about a bamboo shark for Asian?

Captain obvious

WELL op did say FML at the end soooo I'm guessin he's a guppy.....

It's not the size of the shark... It's the motion if the ocean.

lol