By Goatbeard - United States
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
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  laxgirl17  |  5

This is actually all part of an American weight loss program. It's a proven fact that you are less likely to eat fast food if you stare at a turd.